2017 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Meacon Keaton]

4 minutes ago, New Year New Srar! said:

So who should I be getting my hopes us for before the Bears crush my dreams?

At this point, unless you guys start sending more draft picks away to draft someone you could get in the fifth round, I'd say the worst is likely over.  

[Your Mom]

Well they got back a little bit of faith from me for a good trade here. But yeah yesterday still stings

[Lineker]

Arizona Cardinals select Budda Baker.

The Bills are now on the clock, having traded into the Rams' spot. They swap third and fifth round picks.

[VerbalPuke]

I'm not sure what I want the Lions to do. Part of me is kind of hoping there is value there at RB and part of me knows we need to address our DLine in a bad way. Just go BPA really.

[Lineker]

Buffalo Bills select Zay Jones.

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, VerbalPuke said:

I'm not sure what I want the Lions to do. Part of me is kind of hoping there is value there at RB and part of me knows we need to address our DLine in a bad way. Just go BPA really.

Dalvin Cook, Alvin Kamara, and Joe "The Woman Slayer" Mixon are all still available.

[VerbalPuke]

I wish I had a body like Zay Jones. 

[Meacon Keaton]

Those Ravens cheerleaders had the emotions of a boot. 

[VerbalPuke]

Just now, Meacon said:

Dalvin Cook, Alvin Kamara, and Joe "The Woman Slayer" Mixon are all still available.

Yeah, they all sorta concern me. Cook has fumble/character issues, Kamara sounds similar to Theo Riddick from what I have heard (so why bother), and I don't see us taking Mixon even with the "interest" we had. 

[Lineker]

The Los Angeles Chargers select Forrest Lamp.

The New York Jets select Marcus Maye.

[VerbalPuke]

Forrest Lamp. 

LOL 

This really is the weirdest draft for names. Michigan has two of them, Taco and Butt. Taco Butt. Butt Taco. 

[Meacon Keaton]

I can't think of a better new nickname for the University of Michigan football team than taco butt.  

[Lineker]

Carolina Panthers select Curtis Samuel.

[Meacon Keaton]

Minnesota has to draft running back here, yeah? They've got Latavius Murray and ....

[Lineker]

Just now, Meacon said:

Minnesota has to draft running back here, yeah? They've got Latavius Murray and ....

Well they've moved up into the Bengals spot for the 128th pick. So... probably?

[Meacon Keaton]

Fucking John Randle! What a fucking beast of a player he was.

[Lineker]

Minnesota Vikings select Dalvin Cook.

[Meacon Keaton]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA They took who Philly wanted

[Adam]

Everyone seems very pleased with Budda Baker, no question that Safety spot was a big gap that needed filling.

Hoping our next pick is an Offensive player, preferably a WR depending on which QBs remain.

[The Big Bratwurst]

Just now, Lineker said:

Minnesota Vikings select Dalvin Cook.

Great, great pick for a speed back to come in when Murray needs a breather