2017 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Your Mom]

Oh man. Been in the league 5 minutes and he probably got his first fine  

[The Buscher]

If I was a Falcons fan, Tak McKinley would be my favorite player ever after that promo.  That was great.

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, New Year New Srar! said:

Oh man. Been in the league 5 minutes and he probably got his first fine  

He walked backstage to find Roger Goodell: "Congratulations, Takkarist. Don't ever show emotion again."

[DMN in the House]

U-C-L-A FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

[Lineker]

The Green Bay Packers have traded away their pick... to who else but the Cleveland Browns!

[Meacon Keaton]

Browns traded back into the first round, for their third pick of the night. 

[Lineker]

For the 33rd and 108th picks. Mayock is speechless  

 

Buffalo Bills select Tre'Davious White.

[Meacon Keaton]

Tre'!

Tre'!

Tre'Davious!

Tre'Davious!

*does awkward Duran Duran 80's dance moves*

[Maxx]

Oh good the Bills took the corner I didn't want the Cowboys to take.  Happy with our options.  I'm good with King, Watt, Bowser, Taco, McDowell or even a possible flyer on Foster.

[Meacon Keaton]

With the 28th pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Dallas Cowboys have selected a set of testicles for Jason Garrett.

[Lineker]

The Browns are making brilliant viewing tonight. The trade back into Round 1 has to be for Davis Webb - right? They coached him at the Senior Bowl; it would make the most sense?

Dallas Cowboys select Taco Charlton.

[Your Mom]

Taco has to be a nickname right?

[Meacon Keaton]

If Davis Webb goes in the first round, I'm going to force my daughters to play quarterback, because they'll likely be first round picks at this rate.

Just now, New Year New Srar! said:

Taco has to be a nickname right?

Yup. But it's like Haha Clinton-Dix. It's what he's been known as for as long as he's been playing.

[Your Mom]

Makes sense. If you want to be called Taco good for you and I'm all for it but if your parents named you Taco they are jerks

[Lineker]

3 minutes ago, New Year New Srar! said:

Taco has to be a nickname right?

His actual given name is Vidauntae.

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, New Year New Srar! said:

Makes sense. If you want to be called Taco good for you and I'm all for it but if your parents named you Taco they are jerks

It's no Chalupa Batman, that's for sure.

[Lineker]

...so Taco it is  

[Maxx]

[The Buscher]

Nothing wrong with being named Taco

[Lineker]

Cleveland Browns select David Njoku.