2017 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Meacon Keaton]

Indy got themselves a Hooker.

[Lineker]

3 minutes ago, Meacon said:

How banged up is Washington's Jordan Reed? If we can get past Washington, OJ Howard could be Denver's for the taking.  

Verbal is a Lions fan, may as well be his.

 

They have Reed who plays most games, plus Davis. Not convinced that they will invest in a TE at this point.

[VerbalPuke]

Just now, New Year New Srar! said:

Inform her you may need an ass kicking later then! 

I would but the kids are sleeping.

[Your Mom]

So TNF is on all the channels now?

[The Buscher]

I really can't see Howard getting past TB.  A lot of the TB beat guys were projecting Njoku and Howard is way, way better.  If someone else wants him they'll need to jump ahead of TB.

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, Busch Strowman said:

I really can't see Howard getting past TB.  A lot of the TB beat guys were projecting Njoku and Howard is way, way better.  If someone else wants him they'll need to jump ahead of TB.

My hope is they take one of the Bama boys.

[Lineker]

Baltimore Ravens select Marlon Humphrey.

[Your Mom]

Little dude is pleased with his team's pick!  

[VerbalPuke]

Ha, i like that kid, great stuff for him.

[Lineker]

Yeah  he was great. 

 

At this rate I can see Allen being this year's Myles Jack.

[gunnar hendershow]

That kid was cool. Marlon Humphrey was a bit of a dark horse there, but a need pick. With the way defensive players are falling we could reasonably wind up with a great pass rusher tomorrow.

[VerbalPuke]

Allens shoulders are suspect apparently 

[Your Mom]

1 minute ago, VerbalPuke said:

Allens shoulders are suspect apparently 

He can have my shoulders! I don't need them!

[Lineker]

2 minutes ago, VerbalPuke said:

Allens shoulders are suspect apparently 

Arthritic.

 

Double-stacking the commercial breaks, boooo!

[Schlitzbrille]

The Handsome Luchadore's Mid-Round Draft Analysis:

Myles Garrett: the right choice.
Mitchell Trubisky: WASP-iest name in the draft so far.
Solomon Thomas: wants to teach you the good word of Jehova.
Leonard Fournette: His daughter is freaking adorable.
Corey Davis: The lion on his Twitter profile is fucking terrifying.
Mike Williams: bought Joey Bosa's Certified Gold Star Used Cars, will have to sell it again.
Christian McCafferty: Such a quarterback name.
John Ross: will catch some happy little footballs.
Patrick Mahome: Second WASP-iest name
Marshon Lattimore: I trust him with my investment portfolio.
Deshaun Watson: 2017 Handsome Luchadore Cool Hip Youth Preacher Award recipient 
Hasson Reddick: He has a foreign sounding name, better ban him from travelling to America #MAGA.
Derek Barnett: fits in with the Ravens looks-wise.
Malik Hooker: teehee....hooker....
Marlon Humphrey: How good is he?

[Lineker]

Washington select Jonathan Allen.

[Your Mom]

Finally!

[The Buscher]

And Allen goes to an NFC East rival anyway.  Bollocks.

[Meacon Keaton]

Arguably a top-three pick going to Washington. Great pick for them as long as those shoulder issues aren't too serious.

[Lineker]

Tennesse Titans select Adoree' Jackson.