FIFA World Cup 2018

[Lineker]

Pizza is terrible.

[MDK]

Just now, Switzerlineker said:

Pizza is terrible.

How are you so terrible?

[OctoberRaven]

2 minutes ago, Switzerlineker said:

Pizza is terrible.

[Lineker]

How do you know that I wasn't just talking about the poster?

[OctoberRaven]

1 minute ago, Switzerlineker said:

How do you know that I wasn't just talking about the poster?

He's the Fifth Turtle you know.

[Lineker]

Poland are leading Japan!

[GoGo Yubari]

god damn it, Poland.

[MDK]

[Lineker]

Colombia! Senegal are headed out!

[GoGo Yubari]

ugh all I wanted was two unwatchable bore draws getting both Japan and Senegal through and now here we are

[MDK]

What was that celebration all about?

[GA!]

Imagine Japan going through because of a yellow card.

[GoGo Yubari]

I have the sound off on Japan/Poland but it looks like Japan are just trying to pass the ball around and run down the clock so they advance on fair play points, which sort of underlines the absurdity of it all.

[MDK]

What a fucking farce. Shameful.

[Lineker]

Senegal  

[GoGo Yubari]

Just an awful, awful end to what had been a fun group. The Japan that put on the worst soccer match I've seen in my entire life against Portugal two World Cups ago resurfaced at the worst possible moment.

[GoN_]

Against who? We have never played against Japan in any world cup (we have played against both Koreas and Iran, but never against Japan). Hell, I have no recollection of we ever playing against Japan at all.

[GoGo Yubari]

ah, you're right, sorry, it was Paraguay. I've done so well blocking all memory of Paraguay in the World Cup out that I've started subbing in another eight-letter country that starts with P.

[Lineker]

Eight changes for England apparently. Kane being rested. Just Pickford, Stones and Lingard survive.

[MDK]

Just now, Switzerlineker said:

Eight changes for England apparently. Kane being rested. Just Pickford, Stones and Lingard survive.

Jamie Brexit Vardy to score a hat trick and to properly give Brussels a shoeing.