Benjamin

And from the ashes of the Ashes thread rises a new thread! About Cricket!

Please punch the bastard.

"I've always wanted to ask you, but never had the courage until now. Will you... will you be my Hex Girl?" "Yes, Spellman! Yes!" Ha ha ha, I'm sorry, Cuntface, but his name is too funny.

Eh, it's alright Haven't crossed paths with him, but a good right hook definitely will be my greeting if I see him, though.

Ugh...why do you guys have to go and make things so complicated?

Geez SB, the way you're acting out, has me frustrated.

Just reading the words Call Me Maybe has got the song in my head.

Moon Nazis don't make craters, they make blow shit up until nothing is left.

Motherfucking Moon Nazis.

It's not the nicotine that kills. It's the smo-o-o-o-oke, the smo-o-o-o-oke.

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URL? Why not just type out :w0 0t: (without the space)? :/

 Because I forgot it.

Nobody remembers stuff like that :/ 

Who is still Jim Neidhart

I am Gazz. Both of them, actually.

I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am.

What's not to like?

My dad does have a pretty big schlong...

I've seen bigger.

Just sayin'.

My Iron Lung > No Surprises, to actually answer the question.

The correct answer is "Karma Police". It was the song that made me a Radiohead fan, I hated "Creep" when I first heard it.

Idioteque is a pretty cool song. And not forgetting Lucky.

But how many times has Carlito posted today?

You say that like a bad thing Ego, Colly is awful.

You're six times more awful.

I dislike Dora because Marten is always right. Hanners and the new girl that I can never remember the name of are the best characters that haven't jumped the shark yet.

Oh, yeah, Hanners is awesome too. The Hanners and Sven date might be my favorite plot to date.

I like Dora/Marten because their relationship is more realistic for their character types... plus it's not the typical 'everything's somehow wonderful all the time' relationships.

But, agreed. The Hanners/Sven and Hanners/Marigold dynamics have been amazing. Also I really miss Angus/Faye and Penelope/Wil. The latter primarily for Wil, to be honest.

It was good, but not "to the hype" good.

Taker/HHH was a better match. Even factoring in the low expectations for it.

Honestly, the three most impressive matches for me were Kane/Orton, Show/Rhodes, and Punk/Jericho. There wasn't anything so bad that you should refrain from checking the show out, though.

The only bad part o wrestlemania 28 in my opinion is the brodus clay show. its a ppv worthy of watching. cena rock was an enjoyable match if you're a fan of either guy.

I talked about Ibushit's dick?

Well, something about his dick slipping from his trunks or something.

Oh, that's right I was torn on who should win and a suplex would have exposed his junk.

The one who lives on Dairy Lane?

Fuck Cheers!

Yeah, everybody knows about the bird.

I bet it's those thick Chinese accents you seem to be so fond of.

They do replace their "L"s with "R"s...

brow job?

... oh GOD.

NOTHING AT ALL

Stupid sexy Ellis.

Not according to John Lennon, bitches!

John Lennon never had super aids.

That we know of.

What about Islands in the Stream?

It's where I'm gonna go when I die.

When they lay me to rest, Imma go to the place that's the best

this will probably annoy several people

Yes Ben, you're kind of a cuntface.

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@Apsham you gotta' wait for the pop-up, you goof!

@Benkid Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I don't think I've ever mentioned @Benkid in my life >_>

I think they should just merge together as 1 account.

But does that mean we keep Benji or Nick Adams?

Can we trade them both in, for a 1st Round draft pick from Grey Dog?

I think he was aiming for headlining Wrestlemania 40 with R-Truth actually.

His power level must be OVER 9000.

I hear he changed his ring name to 'The Rock'.

Disco Inferno vs Lash Leroux

Doink vs Dink

At this point, I'd want to see Undertaker v. Carlito at WrestleMania with EWB voting on the outcome

Usually warm.

Moist.

Tepid.

Even better, my girlfriend plays it with me

Geekiness must run in the family.

Ouch, double burn.

It would just descend to us discussing what's the best Michael Bay film.

I'd rather discuss who's worse: Edge or HBK?

YOU ARE THE FATHER!