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  1. Meacon Keaton

    Dome-O Arigato > ThunderDome

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      :/

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Styx > Mad Max

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Falsehood.

  2. Meacon Keaton

    Ernie didn't screw Bert. Bert screwed Bert.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Filth

    2. Benji

      Benji

      They're puppets, they don't exist below the waist :/

    3. Toe

      Toe

       

  3. Meacon Keaton

    My coordinates are 2, 3, 5.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      BINGO!

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      You sunk my battle ship

    3. Thrilla

      Thrilla

      I'm directly under the Earth's sun... ... ... Now.

  4. Meacon Keaton

    How do you talk to Kurt Angle?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      By being obtuse.

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      You tell him he's acute Angle?

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Well first of all you have to get his attention, so you say "Right, Angle".

  5. Meacon Keaton

    His mudda was a mudder.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      And his mudda was a trucker.

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Oh she loves the slop!

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      His mudda was a mudder!?

  6. Meacon Keaton

    Be, Niner, and Forky have picks to be made int he Strat-o-Matic thread!

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Done and Done

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I have Ty. Yu all lose.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Big Wiggin(ton)

  7. Meacon Keaton

    I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      SHIT! I FORGOT THE ICE CREAM!

    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      I dont think I'm ready for this. Meacon's body is too...too.what ryhmes with jelly?

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Smelly. :(

  8. Meacon Keaton

    I've peed like nine times today.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      how much coffee/beer have you been inbibing?

    2. Hailtothechimp

      Hailtothechimp

      Are you diabetic?

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      I bet you could be a porn star in some circles with that ''gift''...

  9. Meacon Keaton

    Confession: You're my obsession

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      DU-DU-DU-DUDUDUDUDU-DU-DDUUUU!

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      A dancefloor a day?

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Damnit Meacon, now I want to play Vice City!

  10. Meacon Keaton

    Button, button, whose got the button?

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Omelette du fromage! Omelette du fromage!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Move the glow around the main menu button.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P4vLYoaia0&t=0m17s

  11. Meacon Keaton

    Hi brenchill!

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      YOU WHORE!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Oh, hello, Maxximillion...

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      Hey Meacon!

  12. Meacon Keaton

    I never realized how much I relied on this damn place to entertain me.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      Tell me about it, I kept absent mindedly clicking on the link in my bookmarks bar whenever I was bored.

    2. Robsturgh

      Robsturgh

      I had this page refreshing for far too long.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's all your fault! You people refreshing constantly only made things worse!

  13. Meacon Keaton

    Nobody fucking cares, Nutter.

    1. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      To be fair I did ask. Didnt think he would post a whole new thing about it though

    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      To be fair I did ask. Didnt think he would post a whole new thing about it though

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      It's not just been one response, though. He's typing out an autobiography.

  14. Meacon Keaton

    Sousa's still a mook.

    1. Nerf

      Nerf

      A fat fucking mook*

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Shut the mook up.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Do you smell what the Mook is mooking?

  15. Meacon Keaton

    Steve walks warily down the street, with his brim pulled way down low.

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Steve's dead, man. Didn't you hear?

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Wasn't warily enough?

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      DUN DUN DUN

  16. Meacon Keaton

    It's almost 11 PM EST which means EWB is about to go down...

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      ...on Slogger's mom.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Isn't it usually the other way round?

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Called it!

  17. Meacon Keaton

    Money in the Bank. Show us how you wank.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      OK, what's your MSN?

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Also, you might want to consult Sousa and LL's long, established members.

    3. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Survivor Series. Forgotten queries.

  18. Meacon Keaton

    So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room in the Holiday Inn. I can't be sure about that, Meacon.

    2. Evil Chase K

      Evil Chase K

      ...in Paramus?

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Next week, hairless cats... Weird.

  19. Meacon Keaton

    Hot. Boner.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Brace yourself Meaconette. There's a train of love a'comin'...

    2. livid

      livid

      Be a bit odd if it were cold, no?

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I'd imagine Boner was quite cold once they found him. :-/

  20. Meacon Keaton

    just applied to work at Starrcade

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      Sorry dude, you're like almost ten years late :(

    2. Mx. Canadian Destroyer

      Mx. Canadian Destroyer

      just applied to work with Lance Cade

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      Too soon.

  21. Meacon Keaton

    Now I can't mark down posts! :(

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      -1

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      :D
    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      LOL

  22. Meacon Keaton

    Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Goodnight popos. Goodnight hustlers.

  23. Meacon Keaton

    Fucking Bobby Lashley

    1. Mancuerda

      Mancuerda

      What's that like?

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Surprisingly gentle.

  24. Meacon Keaton

    WHO ARE THE FACES IN THIS MATCH?!

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Meng and The Barbarian.

    2. Colly

      Colly

      Templeton Peck.

  25. Meacon Keaton

    BREAKIN' THE LAW BREAKIN' THE LAW

    1. Noah

      Noah

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Fantastic.

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