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  1. I miss donators. Hard.

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    2. Gazz
    3. Gazz
    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Ollie misses being eyeraped by Michael McGillicutty. That's the only reason he misses Donators.

  2. In a very special edition of 'Is RAW worth watching?', Ollie asks the time old classic 'is Extreme Rules worth watching?'.

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    2. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      ER delivered. 3 ****+ matches, a *** brawl opener, and you can't really say that anyone got a victory that made no sense (Show/Rhodes made sense in terms of who won)

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Oh man, those star sprinkles are going to go down about as well as the Titanic.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Is that you, Meltzer?

  3. spoiler: Kaney will try and ultimately fail at banning me. Also at Left 4 Dead 2.

  4. Thanks to everyone (re: no one) for choosing my new name. Fuck it, let's just thank me.

  5. Guys, I am a Kroneosexual. I think I need help.

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      Ollie is hotter than you, Ellis.

    3. Krone

      Krone

      Ellis, you do don my alias in your name. You will always be #1 in my heart. Teach me the ways mentor.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Krone, if I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

  6. If last nights RAW chat proved anything it's that I should totally be made mod. #OllieForMod

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Ollie for mod will be as disastrous as his father's gambling habits.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      =/!

      We should ban LL from EWB like they banned that Riley fella from Twitter.

      And we should ban Ollie too for the same reason for his inevitable reply to LL...

    4. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      something something LL's Dad. Also TEOL I love you, but you've gotta pay.

  7. Yaaaaay Italy, now I don't need to hear about football for another two years! Yaaaaaay!

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Ollie. You are a target.

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Oh snap Ollie, you gon get got!

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      I like being part Italian!

  8. considering wrestling training. talk me in/out of this decision.

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    2. Damian WayLNKe

      Damian WayLNKe

      Walk up to someone on the first day and tell them they will be the Cabana to your Punk.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I think I can safely say nothing bad at all can come of this.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Something about a clapping Frog Splash.

  9. needs a new name. recommend away, children.

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    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      OLliE Anderson. But seriously, Press X to Ollie has my vote.

    3. King Ellis
    4. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Ollie Ollie Ollie, Oy Oy Oy!

  10. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      They don't really need to ask him, as much as say, simply look at his profile bio.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Man that bio is great. Ollie read it out loud in the car on the way to PTTS and I almost crashed I was laughing so much!

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      P.Sure that Ollie's bio is what got Liniker to agree to give him a lift. And I don't mean Ollie reading it...

  11. without spoilers; is RAW worth watching?

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    2. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      I'm with Meac. Watch the opening segment, at least.

    3. zero

      zero

      Opening segment is amazing and the first match is kinda fun. You can stop after that.

    4. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      Oh my. Now that's how you opening a wrestling show.

  12. Mr. X is the worst thing to happen to the human race. Worse than aids.

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    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      Aids, aids, aids, aids. Aids aids aids aids!

    3. Rich

      Rich

      Thanks for that Lj. now back in your hole :)

    4. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      i'll get back in your hole

  13. 5 albums, 100 songs, and you ain't got no fuckin' ye-, I bet you got some j-kwan, but you ain't got no fuckin' yeezy?

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Did someone just refer to Kaney as "'ye"? Did someone actually just do that?

    3. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Is J-Kwon still around? I'm pretty sure it's Kwon not Kwan and did you mean Jeezy instead of Yeezy? I'm so confused and irritated.

    4. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      Yeezy is Kanye West. Duh.

  14. My christmas name is better than your christmas name.

  15. I'm not a donator. woe!

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    2. Kaney
    3. Benji

      Benji

      On the plus side, what Kaney did to you still stands.

    4. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      Honestly, Kaney destroyed me. It's too wonderful to ever get rid of.

  16. You think I'd be worried about the amount of stories I have that start with 'So I was trying to kiss this dude...'

  17. anyone who complains about hangovers has clearly never ordered pizza at 12:30 in the afternoon.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      With cheesey garlic bread?

    2. ADG

      ADG

      Domino's, Pizza Hut or local place? If it's Domino's and you didn't get cheesy garlic bread AND chicken wings AND cookies AND Irn Bru then you sir do not know the art of Domino's ordering.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      If it's Domino's, you do not know the art of eating actual food.

  18. After watching his documentary I'd really like to have a beer with CM Punk.

    1. Silva

      Silva

      Too bad he doesn't drink, huh?

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      THAT'S THE JOOOOKKEEE!

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      And only if Punk buys.

  19. Sousa just called me fat on facebook. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      You are fat. Regards, noted skeleton Gazz.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I was more offended by your deathly Moby Dick-like pallor. Regards, noted tan person Sousa.

  20. just got Deftones tickets! Heck yeah, me!

    1. Trench

      Trench

      Make sure you do not tell CM Punk that. Kassius Ohno already made that mistake.

    2. Adam

      Adam

      For which gig? Nottingham Rock City was tempting me to go in February.

    3. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      Brixton. I like Brixton Academy and I haven't been there in, like, forever.

  21. a fine doctor, and a pretty good dentist.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Hi there. I'm "Doctor" Leo Spaceman.

    2. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.

  22. Anagram names? I'm sold. 'A Boil Leek', 'Bleak Ole I' or 'Oak Lib Eel'?

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