Powerhart

I would murder her.

I would have sex with Sousa then murder Machismo.

Just for the hell of it?

you sux too.

Battlarts is poor.

you sux and are poor.

Oh shit, it's Powerhart!

You've only been gone since the 26th :/

no

Oh crap who left Mencia tickets at the door?

Horace?

It was either him or Dick Dastardly.

Not at all Powerhart, if that is your real name.

It is. Powerhart Power Rodriguez.

Dumb Ass Douchebag.

Where I work, we make airplanes out of resumes. If the person applying is not a douche, I usually let them know that we have an online application system and that we don't take paper resumes.

Whe also make aeroplanes. The three that fly farthest from the rooftop get interviews.

I was saying that making pizza doesn't exactly require a resume, usually just have to fill out an application

What continent is this continent?

This is what you get for being so British, C-MIL.

Wot wot?

To be fair, I was masturbating to his pictures long before five months ago.

Seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone cool has always known that Tarver was awesome.

I seem to recall us all agreeing in the lead up to NXT that he looked like he could kill you with a stare. Little did we know that he doesn't even need to do that to kill.

Ok, erhm. SINCE THEN, I've never done such a thing.

If I gave a shit about you, I might feel a little bit bad.

What about me Nah I didn't even see what happened

ROB VAN TOBER

It's apparently Beertober in Australia, where they try to encourage people to give up drinking for a month. Tghen it is followed by Mo-vember, where we all grow mustaches to raise money for men's health issues.

I'm not raising money for shit, I'm just growing a moustache.

he's certainly not fucking the best

Well, he was reportedly banging Mandy Moore. So I've gotta differ on that.

that is because you have shit taste

I'm hip! I'm with it!

*does the Macarena*

Are you talking about Universal Soldier?

Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration.

That -would- be adequate sustenance for a Dr. Who marathon

I hear Oceanic offers great deals to the Pacific.

Donate to EWB and make your own "Another Fucking Awesome Post by __________" pictures.

And still no one cares...

Like at all...

THAT'S ALL HE CAN SAY!

Yeah. Something about his unmasking bringing back memories on a bunch of twitter users.

Yeah, great programme. Catch it if you can (see what I did there?)

I liked the bit where someone mentioned he wore the mask so people didn't recognise him in his normal job, then was unmasked with the most impossible to conceal haircut ever.

A guy, huh? You sure it's not you?

I don't have an arrest record, so yes, I'm pretty sure it's not me.

Besides, I'm from Hialeah, it's all Santeria there. And I don't practice that. Nor do I have a crystal ball.

Shouldn't have spent that million dollars, now that I think about it.

I'm sorry I don't speak Mexican.

Hey, that's a song

Somos pocos pero locos

Baconhill... sounds dirty, is it dirty?

dirtier than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring up there

Powerhart's really taking Bill_Baconhill's death badly.

I'm pretty sure the rock station here still uses the Hardcore Holly theme (as does Spike TV). And the rock station before that used the Hardy Boyz theme.

Rock stations using Wrestling Theme songs for ads and stuff it's just fucking awesome. As soon as I heard the song, the image of Murdoch's pretty face came to mind.

I always used to trip out when ESPN would show a highlight, and the Hardy's theme would be playing.

Kenny King

Kenny King's up?

yeah also the sky..or if your in a house the lights and the roof..

nope you killed him on one of your drunken nights sorry man

He evolved into Jack_Clark.

Hey.

Invader Z is way better than Jack_Clark.

No, thats Communists. Communists have no class.

just like school in summer!

What about summer school?

And in the rest of the world, we laugh at your 'prisons'.

I heard you beaners live in mud-huts

Wrong beaners, my friend. We live in underground tunnels.

WOB RAN FAM!

THE SHOLE F'N WHOW!

I wish I could plus one comments in the status updates.

SPLIVE FRAR FOG STASH

He's famous for sucking.

So is Jenna Jameson

So are Oreck Vacuums.