Premier League 2023/24

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HARRY MAGUIRE REDEMPTION STORYLINE

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[Gazz]

We've all done it Poch. Pressed the wrong button and accidentally relegated someone to the reserves without noticing.

[Twist]

1 hour ago, Gazz said:

We've all done it Poch. Pressed the wrong button and accidentally relegated someone to the reserves without noticing.

He's probably just been sat at home and everyone at the club has assumed he's been sold or is out on loan.

[stokeriño]

I'm like 99% sure there are players that the Chelsea Sporting Directors have just said to Poch "you don't need to know about him".

[Hobo]

Chelsea are like WCW in the 90s. They're spending huge money and have so many people on contract that even the people in charge don't know who they have on contract.

Next they'll be hosting games at Sturgis just so Poch and the lads can ride motorcycles

[stokeriño]

I knew there was a reason that Thorgan Hazard made me think of Lanny Poffo.

[Hobo]

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[Colly]

Champions of having the most boyhood fans, you'll never sing that...

https://theathletic.com/4806061/2023/08/30/boyhood-fans-newcastle-premier-league/

 

[stokeriño]

It makes sense. Players in like their early 20s now will have witnessed the inspirational 2006 Intertoto Cup growing up, and that leaves a legacy.

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[Bobfoc]

My cousin was part of the security team at Harrods in the 1980s. She said that Al-Fayed was a massive misogynist and all-round knob, which led to her departure.

[Colly]

I'm just going to remember him as the guy who repeatedly rapped his own name with Ali G like a massive ancient Pokemon.

[Adam]

Everton's bench today has only 7 players on it: two goalkeepers, two crap defenders, a youth midfielder, an injured winger and a teenage striker.

Says it all about where the club is at.

[Gazz]

I feel like Sheffield United vs Everton is the most nailed on 0-0 draw in the history of football.

[Cymbols]

Cameron Archer brace incoming. 

[Kyle]

A goal! In the Premier League! 

[Cymbols]

1 hour ago, Cymbols said:

Cameron Archer brace incoming. 

He’s very good.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

1 hour ago, Gazz said:

I feel like Sheffield United vs Everton is the most nailed on 0-0 draw in the history of football.

Good anti-jinxing