Premier League 2023/24

[Colly]

4 minutes ago, gunnar hendershow said:

Anthony Gordon was supposed to have the day off too.

I took him out of my draft team, brought in Gross who was somehow available, then realised he was injured and panic brought in Casemiro. I've had a stinker.

Need Isak on to get rid of my -2 for Romero...

[therockbox]

Double figures on the cards here.

[Twist]

Bruuuuuuno.

[Baddar]

Must feel nice to hammer promoted sides.

[Bobfoc]

One more unanswered goal and Newcastle will break the record for the biggest away win.

[Twist]

4 minutes ago, Bobfoc said:

One more unanswered goal and Newcastle will break the record for the biggest away win.

Don't Leicester have that? 9-0 against Southampton?

[Bobfoc]

3 minutes ago, Twist said:

Don't Leicester have that? 9-0 against Southampton?

That must have passed me by somehow. I'm now glad that Forest are no longer on the wrong side of that record.

Newcastle could match that with another goal now, though.

[Twist]

8 goals, 8 goalscorers is a nifty stat.

[DavidMarrio]

Stat padding this... 

[Bobfoc]

I remember when Newcastle beat Sheffield Wednesday 8-0 in the Premier League. 24 years on, they're doing the same thing to another Sheffield team.

[Colly]

Shearer got 5 (five) that day.

[Bobfoc]

I hope this doesn't do too much damage to Sheffield United's morale. Before today, they hadn't lost a match this season by more than one goal.

[Twist]

Just looking at the table and wouldn't be surprised if that ends up being the final top 10 and bottom 10. Would expect some movement in both halves and Chelsea might finally make it click and head up the table but early form is more or less where you'd expect the league to fall.

[FLiam]

Apparently, Jadon Sancho turned up to training late again and has even been refusing to train. Doesn’t sound like he’s backing down.

Astonishing really - he has so much talent but he’ll let it go to waste instead of being a professional. 

[Baddar]

He was on EAFC til gone 3am too, there was a screen of his PSN idea playing against someone posted on Twitter. 

[Lineker]

Hopefully he gets the help that he's crying out for.

[Colly]

No joke on nothing, it would be fucking hilarious if they sold the Buccaneers as a result of this.

 

[METALMAN]

I assume the Man Utd fans are jealous that the Glazers didn't give them a stadium with a pirate ship.

[stokeriño]

Chelsea out here on a one-team mission to bury the relevance of the xG stat for good. Let's fucking gooooo. 🙌

[Hobo]

Feels like the Chelsea equivalent of if hitting the post counted as a goal.