The Old XBOX Megathread

[King Ellis]

PROOF

[probablyoliver]

Exactly, I wanted you to lick my dirthole. God Ellis, you're such a fag.

[Kaney]

To be fair though, that is quite an impressive moustache.

[King Ellis]

You're the fag that fell into my trap.

[probablyoliver]

Fair.

[King Ellis]

His moustache used to be a lot lighter but he rubbed muck into it to pretend he had been licking my dirthole.

[apsham]

I has the L4D2 now, every party person in the place to be.

[Ruki]

Holy crap, are we gonna get some L4D2 going on? Hell yes!

[rocksta]

You know I'm down for some L4D2

[Ruki]

So we either need 1 more or 5 more (Eddie, Fitzy, maxx...although we could do 3 vs 3)

[Maxx]

Ha....Maxx playing L4D2. It's just in my room for decoration.

[Haloheadfire]

I think I know this guy named Bran who might play L4D2 if he gets a message asking him if he wants to play.

[King Ellis]

I think I know this guy named Bran who wants his head setting on fire. Plus any other part of his body.

Also, Matt Hazard: Blood, Bath and Beyond? Sucks monkey fuck.

[RoyWill Rumble]

It sucks? I am truly astonished by that. Truly, truly astonished.

In actual news, the Dante's Inferno demo proves it is... laughably like God of War, just based off a book. It's absolutely gorgeous (looks like a damned movie at times) and there's boobs, but holy crap is it God of War.

In other news, the Dark Void is demo out. It seems like an intriguing game, sooooo I'mma download it.

[King Ellis]

It's like if you took Metal Slug and mixed it with Bionic Commando ReArmed and a turd and then charged 1200 points for it. You could buy the retail game for much, much less than that.

Dark Void is something to do with jet packs and chest high walls or so I am led to believe. Jet packing is always worth a look so I will download it at some point.

[RoyWill Rumble]

Colour me "Eeehhhhhh..." when it comes to Dark Void. It's like Gears of War with flying, basically. Seems cool, but the flying around is all kinds of confusing and herky-jerky, and the Gears of War type bits don't do it any better than Gears of War. It looks great, and I'm sure the environments and open-endeness will be great (if there is any, I just assume there is with flying), but the demo was all kinds of linear and boring and the flying was just confusing and honestly kind of nauseating. Oh yes, and quick-time events. Ugh.

[Cactus Drags]

It sucks? I am truly astonished by that. Truly, truly astonished.

In actual news, the Dante's Inferno demo proves it is... laughably like God of War, just based off a book. It's absolutely gorgeous (looks like a damned movie at times) and there's boobs, but holy crap is it God of War.

In other news, the Dark Void is demo out. It seems like an intriguing game, sooooo I'mma download it.

As someone who's managed to miss the entire God of War franchise, I like this news a lot.

[King Ellis]

You have a PS3 though, not to mention a whole shop to pillage. You have no excuses for not playing the geniune article.

[Cactus Drags]

I don't have a PS2-compatible one. And if you think I'm trawling for hours through three bays worth of FIFA '05 and countless Smackdowns, you can think again.

[King Ellis]

Moreso the fact that the GoW1&2 PS3 re-release will be out soon and no doubt traded in.