Official 2012/13 Premier League thread

[Adam]

In that case, you should support Notts County.

[Naitch]

Will do. What league are they in?

[Rafael]

nPower League 1, and they're doing pretty well actually.

[Naitch]

Newcastle, Juventus, Notts County, and Collingwood it is.

[Gazz]

Newcastle, Juventus, Notts County, and Collingwood it is.

Welcome.

Now go be a proper Newcastle fan and send IAceI some abuse about his parents being siblings.

[Naitch]

If that's all it takes.

Edit - Done. All glory to the Hypnotoad Toon Army!

[Adam]

If you are now officially also a Notts County fan, I feel free to say.

Hope you lose on Saturday you dirty scum

Lee Hughes be damned!

[brenchill]

Phil Brown tries to work out if he's been racially abused:

I can't quite believe he said that. That is something else.

[Nerf]

Fans of Australian side Newcastle Jets will be able to watch every run, pass and, maybe even a shot if they're lucky, of their club's new striker Emile Heskey in their game against Melbourne tonight. That is because broadcaster Fox Sports has launched "Heskeycam", which will follow the ex-Liverpool and Aston Villa striker for the whole game.

Supporters in England may question the logic of such a service, but Fox Sports says: "Heskeycam gives you it all: one camera, one hero; providing a rare insight into what makes Heskey so good."

[Summers]

Best thing.

[Colly]

I can't see any reason to watch any other football now. In fact I'd be interested in 24 hour Heskeycam.

[Thrilla]

He's already scored twice on the first ever HeskeyCam.

[Colly]

Sunderland have signed James McFadden.

[Lineker]

Nobody cares, we're talking about the fucking amazing HESKEYCAM.

[Colly]

Newcastle, Juventus, Notts County, and Collingwood it is.

Don't forget Botafogo, who have the prettiest black and white kit this season.

Yellow ball time!

[Lineker]

Newcastle, Juventus, Notts County, and Collingwood it is.

Don't forget Botafogo, who have the prettiest black and white kit this season.

Yellow ball time!

Aha, gotcha!! You forgot to log into your RafaelFms account!

[Colly]

:/

[Hobo]

Gerrard's goal against Norwich has been ruled a Leon Barnett OG by the dubious goals committee.

[Rafael]

Newcastle, Juventus, Notts County, and Collingwood it is.

Don't forget Botafogo, who have the prettiest black and white kit this season.

Yellow ball time!

Aha, gotcha!! You forgot to log into your RafaelFms account!

I'm not Colly.

Of course I'm better. And as for Botafogo, they're Brazil's Liverpool.

[Gazz]

Everyone knows Atletico Mineiro are the best Brazilian team in black and white stripes.