The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Hobo]

Brad Jones has a great ability to never want to actually catch a ball. He seems to always punch or palm or deflect the ball away but never really catches it.

Liverpool should re-sign Tony Warner.

[The Radical Moongoose]

Or Pegguy Arphexad

[TCO]

I completely forgot about Pegguy! Just wiki'd him, 39 career league appearances in 16 years and then there's this

After retiring from football, Arphexad went back to the island of Guadeloupe to pursue a career in acting. He signed a 3-picture deal to play folk hero Inspektor Gummy on Canal 10 Guadeloupe télévision. Arhpexad is considered one of the finest actors of Guadeloupe descent

[Nerf]

Did Dudek retire? We could come full circle if not.

[brenchill]

A Dutch fitness coach brands the training methods of Manchester United manager David Moyes as 'Jurassic Park'.

Jurassic Park was quite revolutionary, to be fair.

[The Radical Moongoose]

Did Dudek retire? We could come full circle if not.

Yeah Jerzy is just doing the Dudek on the golf course nowadays

[Berober]

Chelsea vs Villa is now on the 21st August...

Tough week for Villa then!

[Lineker]

Papiss Cisse has agreed to wear the Wonga-branded Newcastle shirts.

[Colly]

Real Lineker wins again.

Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) tweeted at 4:32 PM on Thu, Jul 25, 2013:

Cisse has agreed to wear the NUFC shirt with Wonga on it. He will however return the shirt plus 3 more at the end of the season.

[Baddar]

United just scraped a 2-2 draw against Cerezo Osaka. Kagawa got our first, and Zaha scored a 90th minute equaliser.

[King Ellis]

If it's good enough for the church of England, it's good enough for you, Cisse!

[Ant]

Benteke hattrick and Weimann make it 4-0 against Crewe so far.

Luna looks quality.

[MJB]

To everyone who judges their new signings based on pre-season;

Bebe looked quality in pre-season. Honest.

[Colly]

Yohan Cabaye impressed me enough away at Darlington that I instantly got his name on my shirt. That was just his face mind.

[Ant]

To everyone who judges their new signings based on pre-season;

Bebe looked quality in pre-season. Honest.

You never watched Joe Bennett before have you? Anything is a step up from him.

[brenchill]

Man Utd are really up against it. Moyes out.

[MJB]

To everyone who judges their new signings based on pre-season;

Bebe looked quality in pre-season. Honest.

You never watched Joe Bennett before have you? Anything is a step up from him.

The left back, yeah?

Well, I've been frustrated with Evra for the past three seasons. It's bad enough watching him as he refuses to defend.

[Ant]

Aye, the left back.

Should be left back on the team bus.

[Colly]

First world problem: Being frustrated by Patrice Evra when other folk have to deal with Joe Bennett.

[MJB]

The really frustrating thing is that, four or five years ago, Evra was very good.

Now though, he's a fucking nightmare.