The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Starvinho]

Poor Newcastle, first halves don't come much worse than that.

[MDK]

So daft

[Cheeky Hughes]

Taylor is sent off for bashing Aguero over the back of the head, Not vicious, but it's enough for a red. All in all, very good half!

[The LBTN Express]

I bet Taylor wishes he'd conceded that penalty now.

[Summers]

What a fucking idiot.

End of the half, already up against it, madness.

[Matt]

Poor Newcastle, first halves don't come much worse than that.

Levante would probably argue otherwise.

[Gazz]

Wake me up in June.

[King Ellis]

Welp, Newcastle are down.

[Gazz]

I don't understand the thinking of Pardew.

Left winger gets injured.

Bring on defensive midfielder and put a right footed attacking mid on the left wing, whilst noted left winger Marveaux looks on from the bench.

[Ant]

Taylor is a clown. Ben Arfa looks decent again though.

[Cheeky Hughes]

"'ee clotheslined 'im"

As much as I didn't like footballer Neville, I love Northern pundit Neville.

[Matt]

"'ee clotheslined 'im"

As much as I didn't like footballer Neville, I love Northern pundit Neville.

Foreign pundit Jamie Carragher makes me want to switch the tv off, though.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Lovely free kick from Toure.

[Ant]

City look a lot more expressive

[Matt]

Tim Krul doesn't deserve to concede however many he ends up conceding tonight.

[MDK]

GIRLKICK!

[Crybaby Bunting]

Welp, Newcastle are down.

Of course, because getting trounced in potentially the hardest fixture of the season is a great indication as to how the season is going to pan out.

[Szumi]

I believe that was his whole point - sarcasm.

[Ant]

He was playing the smartass card when i stated something similar regarding Hull.

[MDK]

WOOSH