2014 FIFA World Cup

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh, well, there we go.

[Chris2K]

Well that was incredibly predictable. The Aussie keeper's been watching the Casillas masterclass.

[Gazz]

Is this going to be good? I don't want to risk burning myself out on a boring match

Well, Chile appear to be coached by Pitbull.

[Berober]

And so it begins...

[Liam]

LOL.

[Kaney]

And there's the second!

[Chris2K]

Oh Australia. You will not be advancing fair.

[GoGo Yubari]

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oy oy vey.

[Your Mom]

So no this isn't going to be good then

[LUKIE]

Yes. Good job my Chilean brothers.

[Gazz]

Men versus boys.

[Cymbols]

Oh my.

[Katsuya]

Somewhere, del Bosque is calling travel agents on cheap flights out of Brazil whilst watching this match...

[9 to 5]

Oh, Kasey Keller is on the ESPN call. At least one of the two teams is one whose names he probably can't butcher. STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH KASEY.

Keller is a fraud and evil. :@

You're a fraud and evil.

He was never, is never, or can never be better than Brad Freidel!

Also, thanks Sanchez, two bets from two won tonight!

[ZJ Penn]

**INSERT BENNY HILL MUSIC HERE**

[Liam]

Whilst it was to be expected, nothing is more glorious to the rest of the world than Australians taking a twatting at sport.

Edited June 13, 2014 by Captain Condom

[Dan]

Had a bet on Chile to win with Sanchez to score so that's nice.

Edited June 13, 2014 by Dan

[Your Mom]

Do all the announcers hate goal line technology? What's the point of it anyway?

[Troy Maskell]

I joked to a friend after the Spain match that we'd one up Spain in failure by losing 6-0

In hindsight I may have been too conservative

[Colly]

Do all the announcers hate goal line technology? What's the point of it anyway?

It's for when the ball only just crosses the line, for some reason the directors seem to really want to show us the system works even when its blatantly obvious its gone in.

You wouldn't see defending like that second goal in pub football. Truly horrible.