The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[Gazz]

Yeah, but no one will ever miss a chance to laugh at Liverpool.

[DavidMarrio]

I'll be laughing when I'm watching 2 minute highlights of Newcastle on channel 5 next season. 

In more important news Adam Johnson has plead guilty to one charge of sexual activity with a minor and grooming of a minor but has plead not guilty to two other charges  

[MDK]

What a twat. I wonder how many years he is looking at.

[Plubby]

1 minute ago, MDK said:

What a twat. I wonder how many years he is looking at.

15, 16 it seems like? But wasn't that what got him in trouble in the first place?

[MDK]

Just now, Plubby said:

15, 16 it seems like? But wasn't that what got him in trouble in the first place?

ZING!

[Hobo]

FSG have responded to last Saturday's ticket prices:

After an intense period of consultation with LFC management we have decided to make major revisions to our ticketing structure for 2016-17:

• Removal of game categorisation – regardless of the opposition fans will pay the same price for matchday tickets.
• The pricing of tickets will be readjusted to result in zero revenue growth from GA ticketing on a like-for-like basis.
• Though individual ticket prices may move marginally from this season, we are freezing our 2016-17 GA ticket revenue at the 2015-16 level exclusive of newly-added seats in the new Main Stand.
• The price of our highest general admission ticket will be frozen at the 2015-16 level - £59.
• The price of our highest season ticket will be frozen at the 2015-16 level - £869. The lowest price reducing a further £25 from the 2015-16 level to £685, as well as all other tiers being frozen or reduced.
• £9 GA seats will be offered for each and every Premier League match, an allocation of more than 10,000 tickets across the season.

We would hasten to add that the other initiatives announced last week in the 2016-17 plan will remain:

• 17-21 young adult concession – 20,000 tickets across the Premier League season available at a 50 per cent reduction for young people.
• 1,000 tickets to Premier League matches across the season will be given away free of charge to Liverpool schoolchildren based on merit, as recommended by their teachers.

 

[Baddar]

5 hours ago, Plubby said:

15, 16 it seems like? But wasn't that what got him in trouble in the first place?

[Colly]

Are those £9 tickets for kids or adults? It's good regardless, if it's for adults it's outstanding.

[METALMAN]

1 hour ago, Colly said:

Are those £9 tickets for kids or adults? It's good regardless, if it's for adults it's outstanding.

Anyone,.so long as they pay the £700 registration fee.

[Lineker]

9-year-old boy wins Everton's Goal of the Month Award

[Baddar]

Read about that yesterday. Lovely.

[MDK]

Hold my pint 

[Kyle]

I voted for him.  

[Noah]

2 hours ago, MDK said:

Hold my pint 

Hey @9 to 5 he's talking to you.

[9 to 5]

He so isn't.

[Kyle]

I wouldn't want Niner to hold my pint, I'd be worried it'd be gone by the time I took it back.  

[MDK]

He does enjoy a half tho 

[Lineker]

Sunderland have cancelled Adam Johnson's contract with immediate effect. 

[Kyle]

Good. Watch Oldham Athletic offer him a contract now.  

[Chris2K]

Is he in prison yet? For a very long time? I feel like he should be in prison by now, what with pleading guilty to this disgusting crime and everything.

I don't understand the technicalities of law, I would just like him to be imprisoned as soon as possible.