The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[FLiam]

Is this Wenger's fault Jose?

[stokeriño]

Is this Wenger's fault Jose?

Random.

Was it Diego Costa's fault when your fans were tearing strips out of Spurs' stadium? :/

[Gazz]

Handbags

[Thrilla]

I heard that @stokeriño called @Alexis Sanchez a bumface

[MDK]

What happened? I went out for a bit and suddenly Newcastle are winning. Is this the end?

[stokeriño]

So the way this second half has started, it's just a matter of guessing exactly when Newcastle will break forward from our ineffectual camp-out 25 yards off their goal line and make it 2-0.

[Gazz]

Obertan on.

Now we're fucked.

[stokeriño]

No, you see, it's the ultimate miracle. Even Obertan is going to play like a world-beater today.

[The Lusophone]

Obertan hatrick incoming.

[Gazz]

40 yard blooter, 65 yard lob and a 35 yard 720 inverted triple rotation Phoenix Splash scissor kick backheel volley.

[stokeriño]

So the way this second half has started, it's just a matter of guessing exactly when Newcastle will break forward from our ineffectual camp-out 25 yards off their goal line and make it 2-0.

Or from a set piece. One of those.

[MDK]

This is hilarious 

[Gazz]

WE'VE SCORED FROM A CORNER~!

 

[FLiam]

All jokes aside, what is happening at Chelsea? Amazing start to a title defence.

[stokeriño]

All jokes aside, what is happening at Chelsea? Amazing start to a title defence.

Much like after winning the Champions League, we went and won the Europa League...our target is to follow the Premier League trophy with the Championship trophy.

[MDK]

All jokes aside, what is happening at Chelsea? Amazing start to a title defence.

Much like after winning the Champions League, we went and won the Europa League...our target is to follow the Premier League trophy with the Championship trophy.

Some of the players just don't look up for it. I'm sure bringing in some of the kids might give some of the players the kick up the arse they need.

[The Lusophone]

All jokes aside, what is happening at Chelsea? Amazing start to a title defence.

Probably similar to City last season. Certain key players have left or aren't performing to the same standards as they were the prior season.

[Gazz]

I'll say one thing, Ayoze would never have got the ball for the first goal if Terry was on the pitch, he'd have gobbled that up all day.

[stokeriño]

I think it's fairly safe to say that pretty much all of our key players aren't performing to the same standards as last season.

[FLiam]

I'll say one thing, Ayoze would never have got the ball for the first goal if Terry was on the pitch, he'd have gobbled that up all day.

Agreed. Zouma kind of saw it, and wimped out of making an attempt for the ball.