The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[MDK]

This is a good game

This is end-to-end stuff, they can't keep this going for much longer.

[Kaney]

Flamini off already doesn't look good.

[Thrilla]

Guy that was definitely being sold on deadline day because he was no longer in the team's plan, John Walters, puts Stoke one up.

Alexis Sanchez scores for the Gunners just like Wenger said he would

And the Wet Spammers even things up against the Canaries

[MDK]

Wait, Akinfenwa vs McNulty? Why isn't that on TV? 

[Lineker]

Wait, Akinfenwa vs McNulty? Why isn't that on TV? 

I told you about this yesterday!

[Kaney]

ALEXIS 

[MDK]

Wait, Akinfenwa vs McNulty? Why isn't that on TV? 

I told you about this yesterday!

My memory isn't all that >_>

ALEXIS 

LEXALIS  

[MDK]

This game, all it needs is a dodgy goal, a red card and a penalty and it'll be amazing

[Plubby]

I for one was watching and saying "fuck me, we're not bad at this Division 1 lark"

I'm sure there was a survey banded about last year which mentioned City having the most local fans of the bigger Prem clubs but I can't be arsed finding it.

Linesman's ruined this game. Fuck off Spuds.

I could have salted my chicken with these tears. Cry me a river, you guys scored zero legitimate goals if you feel like thumping your rulebook as if it were a bible. 2-0 is 4-1 is 0 points. Nerf looks better in red than sky blue, so stop being a poor imitation of him (love you really Nerfles).

Edited September 26, 2015 by Plubby

[Lineker]

Wayne Rooney has also broken his league drought. 2-0 at Old Trafford.

[Plubby]

Wayne Rooney has also broken his league drought. 2-0 at Old Trafford.

Legit skim-read this as "has also broken his leg. 2-0 at Old Trafford" and I was thinking MAYHAP THE SCORE IS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW :| 

[MDK]

@Kaney

SEXLEXIS  

[Thrilla]

Sanchez and Studge both on the scoresheet

[Szumi]

Oh Studge, how I have missed that!

 

One down, 19 to go!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

So Stoke's record Premier League attendance has happened today against Bournemouth?! Is it because most of their games at home are wet and windy midweek matches?

[Szumi]

2 down, 18 to go!! Excellent response and that was pretty link up with Coutinho

[Thrilla]

Goal machine

RUDY RUDY RUDY

always knew he'd make it in the Prem >_>

[Szumi]

Gestede had repeatedly gotten the better of Sakho today. We just can't make it easy for ourselves.

[DavidMarrio]

YAY we've scored more than one goal with Sturridge getting my his first goals. 

Boo our defence is still wank. 

[Thrilla]

Guess no one will question Sanchez again, hat trick

Edited September 26, 2015 by Thrilla