Skummy
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What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
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DOMO: A federal statute stipulating that marriage is the union of one man and Mr. Roboto.
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http://twofallstwosubmissionsoraknockout.blogspot.com/2013/06/sometimes-swamp-monster-is-just-swamp.html In which I write about the problems with speculation around CHIKARA's future
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"George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters"
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As we all look back fondly on a successful Olympics, just take a moment to remember that, somewhere in central London, Fat Boy Slim is still trapped inside a giant plastic octopus.
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Usually the commentary on the US broadcast was pretty stupid but I had to laugh and go "I *KNOW!*" when Bob Costas openly wondered why in the fuck there was a giant octopus on stage.
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I was expecting Ringo to come out when I saw it. So disappointed.
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Ringo not being there was crap. He's doing a US tour right now, but still.
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Who is that masked man?! Find out over at WCW: BSK http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=85358&st=30
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My ex-girlfriend is a lesbian. Again.
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I heard it's always better the second go around.
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My ex was straight when we met, a lesbian after we broke up, straight when we got back together, we had a kid and all, then we broke up and now she's bi apparently. Girls. Can't make up their minds.
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My ex has lost weight but now looks like she has a mild case of downs syndrome. And based on something retarded she said on Facebook the other day, I think someone hit her repeatedly over the head with something blunt.
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Back to work tomorrow, and then hopefully back to the important task of bothering to write up the latest show in my diary. 'tis the season.
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Email recieved 3.06pm - 25 Dec - "Where my flowers? I am 95 years old. I needed them for Christmas."
Email recieved - 4.15pm - Dec 26 - "So much for customer service, it has been 24 hours and no response to my email? This is a nonsense."
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+1 for "this is a nonsense".
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The Master is 936 years old, where are his flowers?
Chillingly sincere,
The Taskmaster
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"For all the fascinating, terrifying things happening in China, I just can‘t get past one central fact of Chinese political life, which is that the president of China is called Hu Jintao, and Prime-Minister of China is called Wen Jiabao. So the president is Who, and the Prime-Minister is When. Ladies and gentlemen, we're in a marvellous early 20th century vaudeville routine."
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Willie Nelson isn't just a country singer - it's also an outlawed wrestling move.
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"I'm sure you all saw on the news that all those miners got free. Jerry Lawler finally unlocked his door."
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Missy Hyatt has sucked off so many wrestlers, she spits Soma's
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When I first met Bob Holly, he was a young guy nobody had heard of who couldn't work a lick. Now everybody's heard of him.
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Nick Dinsmore came up to me and said Mr. Cornette, Mr. Cornette, did you see my last match? I said, God Damn I Hope So!
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was going to suggest a UK EWB meet-up during the TNA tour, but on second thoughts, I don't want to be spending any more time with TNA fans than I have to.
