Meacon Keaton

That'll work. I was expecting more ERROR_ coding, though. But I appreciate it!

oh, *that* type of breakdown only comes once in a lifetime.

My son pizzamonkey would, but he died.

That always reminds me of Bob Hoskins in a Mario-themed leisure suit dancing with a fat lady in rocket boots who was a fish.

Oh, Sousa, I'm so so sorry. That was not my intention.

No, it's fine. It's... it's fine.

Commissioner Kirkland needs to sort this mess out.

Meacon you are a doo doo head. Am i doing this right?(Love you, though <3)

Pffft, you're not worth my energy Meac

I gained credibility by posting in a comment the author left purposely unlocked! When can I have my trophy?

Maybe he did it on purpose so we could say things like DMN's up next while he sleeps?

You guys are all silly gooses! And yes, it's DMN's turn. >_>

TGC= The Genital Critic

"It stinks!"

TGC = The Green Carrot

YOU PUT THE BOOM BOOM INTO MY HEART!

adoooowah

I trained my dog to attack anyone who sings or listens to Wake me Up by Wham. It's one of my proudest achievements as she's 17 and never learnt to sit. Attack the fuck out of that song she picked up quickly though.

Oh, hi Kaney.

I deed naht ban heem, I deed naht!

There's no... Gold-Man.

Dave Beetledude

There should be a Gold-Man!

I dunno, Eddie. I don't think anything's worse than being a woman.

It's a close contest though.

... I got better.

Want me to send her your way, MPH?

Never talk to them. They will eventually transition the convo into watching them on cam at a website that is free but needs your credit card for "verification.

As Trench learned the hard way.

Fuck yes

24 hours on I still need Nandos. Cheekier the better.

Bantz.

Not a Mister Mister fan? :/

I love that song >_<

Calm down Trevor Noah.

Hey Meac, did you know Penguins don't fly either?

It was like the turkeys were organizing.

Imagine if THAT is what Jim Ross said during King of the Ring 1998.

Why in the Hell didn't I think to look there? What a maroon.

Because you were watching and enjoying Project Runway.

Take the shame out your game, man.

What can I say? We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl.

Eight consecutive Fridays in a week! It's going to be just like that Sesame Street Elmo Christmas movie again.

And June 2014 contains the day that Marty McFly went to in the future!

Pfft, that happens every 5-11 years

I fly like a G6.

oh wait, shit, sorry, I meant no.

Yes, I am a master of the sea. That's why they call me Salty.

No we're not!

Well, no, you aren't.

Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men!

Maxx And Meacon in the moooooooorning!

Hi Cloudy!

Hi Meacon!

Wasn't he only banned for a few days or so? We'll get our chance next time.

No, he's permanently banned. I suspended him for three days, and RW decided to up that to a ban. Usually playing "fuck this board and everyone in it" is going to send you packing for good.

... well. Unless you're Sousa, I guess.

I hear he's been banned countless times.

I laughed.

You would.

Next time you put her down, leave it just poking out of the covers. Teach her to eat her goddamn cereal next time.

Its the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

Great Scott!!

I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady!And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury?

Kanyon.

Missed the Jim Neidhart shot.

It's the goddamn Undertaker.

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Smells like my flat.

MAWMA THIS SHORELY IS A DREEEEM. Yuh.

He did. I looked like a Long Island Iced Ass.

what's Zeb Walker doing cutting hair at the Syling Zone?

Sad thing is, it's probably true...

...on Slogger's mom.

Isn't it usually the other way round?

Called it!