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  1. oh my god post already

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    2. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      The metalman rule has now been implemented. Be honoured.

    3. METALMAN
    4. MDK

      MDK

      The metalman rule has now been implemented. Be honoured

  2. seeing as he's being sliced up today, I'll ask on behalf of Ollie - without spoilers, is Raw worth watching?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Whtie Dolphin's comments are stupid but Raw was pretty awful except for a couple things.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Probably a *lot* better if you can skip through and pick and choose what you watch, though.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I didn't think it was -that- bad, just two hours of content stretched to three. It just felt awful because of the two "GET ON WITH IT!" moments.

      As a whole, it was more below average, but drags in two bits that really should have had more creative effort put into them.

  3. who should win the Ballon d'Or tonight? Ronaldo, Messi, or Xavi?

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    2. SRN
    3. Naitch

      Naitch

      So many others deserve that award. Oh wait, it's not the award for the biggest blunder?

    4. Plubby
  4. Leon Knight :/

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I know he was 'bullying' Danielle Lloyd (and by proxy, Jamie O'Hara) before but this, I have no idea. I thought I was on the wrong Leon Knight, like there was a porn director of the same name or something.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      I think he;s just a cunt, guys.

    4. DavidMarrio

      DavidMarrio

      Calling him a cunt would be giving him a compliment, at least Twitter started to take the pictures down. Shite footballer who can't get a club so this is what he resorts to doing

  5. IRC Bound For Glory chat tonight, usual place.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      I know I'll regret it but I have to give them the chance to win me back.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I will be there spewing outrage and hyperbole.

    4. Lineker
  6. Oh dear Prince Harry....

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Harry was the Nazi as well. William holding his dick funny when peeing is about as large a scandal as he's managed.

    3. Katsuya
    4. JasonM

      JasonM

      We need a sitcom!

  7. without spoilers, should I bother watching Raw tonight?

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    2. Dingle
    3. Josh

      Josh

      It's not without it's faults (a couple being big ones), but I enjoyed it.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Watched it. I'd agree with you Josh.

  8. Mick Foley is going to be on Soccer AM this weekend. Should be good.

  9. there will be a Live Smackdown IRC Chat tonight for anybody who wishes to join in.

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    2. Berober

      Berober

      It seems that the Mcdonalds burgers advertised in the UK are nicer looking than in the States. Huh.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      I'm sure that they taste equally shitty.

    4. Berober

      Berober

      But at least we look better eating them

  10. cure for hiccups?

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    2. Nerf
    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      Josh's tactic works for me too. When I tell people they're always surprised but it's always cured mine. Just nail it, wait a few seconds before breathing to regain yourself and that's what works for me. You've probably gotten rid of them by now anyway >_>

    4. Maxx

      Maxx

      Asphyxiation

  11. ground control to Major Tom.

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      ...when did I ask to see her Facebook? Read.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Coming from the guy who looked up a customer's Facebook and fell in love with hr despite her not knowing your own name?

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I never said I wasn't creepy... :0)

  12. So, who do we think will get the World Cup's in 2018 & 2022?

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Meh, we won't win the tournament anyways.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Would be nice not to struggle through qualifying for once though!

    4. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      2018 could be any of them really. 2022 will most likely be Qatar or maybe USA.

  13. would anyone be interested in taking over the monthly EWB Board Watch from me?

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    2. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      i'd consider doing it. but i'm in an American time zone, so I don't know how easy it would be to match up with you guys.

    3. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      Also, I've got a huge library of old wrestling tapes that I can stream <_<

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      You just do it a few hours before the PPV starts. Send me a PM.

  14. a film about Facebook? Really??

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Yeah, no, it's a really good movie.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Sounds like pretty ignorant thinking. It's not a film about Facebook, it's a film that displays the interesting story of how Facebook was created and the lawsuits that came from it. Then again, I think we lost by giving your dumb statement any attention at all.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I wasn't knocking the film - how can I without actually seeing it. I'm sure it may actually be a good film. I was just expressing my suprise at how it actually got made into a movie!

  15. who cares about the footy anyway, Face/Off is on BBC1!

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I like how easy they made that surgery seem.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Anything is better then the footy.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Not watching the Pies game but am assuming lol Eagles?

  16. EWB is running about as fast as Mark Henry chasing Nexus.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      He was originally trying to chase down the Ice Cream truck.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Fantastic.

      Anyway EWB seems to be working better now.

    4. Fait Accompli

      Fait Accompli

      Am I the only one who loves Heath Slater's stiff arm to Mark Henry during the runaway/chase?

  17. wake up everyone!

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Lineker is always awake, always ready to bring you news! The BBC made him this way.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      They rebuilt me!

    4. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      They had the technology!

  18. Back at the helm of the Top 20. Normal service is resumed. Boo-yah!

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    2. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I complained that no one was complaining.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Gazz complained.

    4. Berober

      Berober

      I do enjoy People Power...

  19. So Tom Cruise had a curry down the road from me the other night, apparently.

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      At least he is taking this whole divorce thing the good way. In such a troubled state he might do something stupid, like join a cult or something...

    3. Damian WayLNKe
    4. Fudge

      Fudge

      Tip? He didn't even pay!

  20. Manchester 11 - 2 North London :(

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    2. EddieG
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      YOU FUCKING PLUM, I RECORDED THAT MATCH TO WATCH IT LATER.

    4. Lineker
  21. come on the Socceroos!

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    2. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      *sigh* it's called football

    3. Rich

      Rich

      Also Inever liked Socceroos, seems too comical, I was more hoping for someithng like "Soccerdiles!" >_>

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I know it's called football. Hell I'm English. You just get used to calling it soccer after living in Australia for so long.

      Rugby league = football, here.

  22. bought a new iPod today.

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    2. Lineker
    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      I'm glad I got into the iPod when I did. I got a Nano 5G (with camera) in January, and I think the new one with touch screen sucks.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I think it's alright. It has both upsides and downsides.

  23. switching Blackberries has become so unnecessarily complicated.

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    2. Summers

      Summers

      How is it complicated? When setting my newest one up, it brought my bbm stuff across via my email address.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Switching blueberries is much harder.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      For some reason, it won't activate my emails, amongst other stuff. Everything seems to be all sorted now apart from the email.

  24. if I never see the Coca-Cola Christmas commercial, does that mean that Christmas never happens?

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    2. Dan

      Dan

      Wonderful Christmas.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I will literally ban Christmas.

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      I wish I didn't see the advert.

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