NFL 2020

[The Buscher]

Patrick Mahomes says he will slather his Thanksgiving turkey with ketchup.

Suspend him for the season.  Maybe even next year.

[GhostMachine]

Damn right. Everyone knows the go-to condiment for turkey is mustard mixed with pickle juice.

 

[Meacon Keaton]

You and Patrick are tripping. The only thing you should ever put on turkey is gravy. Not ketchup. Not some funky ass West Tennessee concoction you make in a barn.

[The Buscher]

I mean I'm not a ketchup snob.  I know the "ketchup on hot dogs is for little kids" battle has been a thing for ages, but it's even at the point now where purists would say it shouldn't go on a burger either because the sweetness overpowers the beef, and that it should be on fries only.

But ketchup on turkey just sounds vile.

[LL!]

You should see how they prepare turkey in MY city!

[Lineker]

Steelers/Ravens has been moved to Sunday.

[gunnar hendershow]

10 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Steelers/Ravens has been moved to Sunday.

A Thanksgiving miracle!

[The Buscher]

Makes sense of course, but man that leaves two shitty Thanksgiving games.

[gunnar hendershow]

2 minutes ago, B-li Manning said:

Makes sense of course, but man that leaves two shitty Thanksgiving games.

Dallas-WFT is a battle for first place!

[The Buscher]

I really am going to laugh hard if the 6-10 NFC East champs knock off a 5 seed this year because it's surely going to get people talking about needing to re-seed the playoffs even in a year where homefield means zilch.

[gunnar hendershow]

2 minutes ago, B-li Manning said:

I really am going to laugh hard if the 6-10 NFC East champs knock off a 5 seed this year because it's surely going to get people talking about needing to re-seed the playoffs even in a year where homefield means zilch.

I pray to God the Bucs are the 5th seed and it happens. Hell I bet even you'd root for one of your division rivals if that hilarious scenario were in play.

[The Buscher]

I think I would, as long as they get smashed the next week.

Brady going 0-3 against the Giants in the playoffs is a dream I'm not ready to let go of.

[Meacon Keaton]

I’d root for a team of a hundred Tom Brady’s before I ever root for the Eagles. Disgusting, @B-li Manning. You’re disgusting.

[LL!]

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

Steelers/Ravens has been moved to Sunday.

Called it!

[The Buscher]

39 minutes ago, Meacon Keaton said:

I’d root for a team of a hundred Tom Brady’s before I ever root for the Eagles. Disgusting, @B-li Manning. You’re disgusting.

In fairness, I would never openly root for them, more get a nice laugh out of Brady choking.  Also because I know the loudmouth Eagles fans would think they're suddenly good only to get crushed into dust the next week.  Oh and I have a Pats fan friend who has seemingly turned into a Bucs bandwagoner so hey.  Someone's gonna be disappointed so it feels like a win/win.

I'd rather they not make it at all though.  If the Giants don't win the East, I'd be down for rooting for Alex Smith.

[gunnar hendershow]

6 minutes ago, B-li Manning said:

In fairness, I would never openly root for them, more get a nice laugh out of Brady choking.  Also because I know the loudmouth Eagles fans would think they're suddenly good only to get crushed into dust the next week.  Oh and I have a Pats fan friend who has seemingly turned into a Bucs bandwagoner so hey.  Someone's gonna be disappointed so it feels like a win/win.

I'd rather they not make it at all though.  If the Giants don't win the East, I'd be down for rooting for Alex Smith.

What about the Cowboys winning the division with Andy Dalton so Mike McCarthy can leverage that into a year or two longer as head coach than he rightfully deserves?

[LL!]

47 minutes ago, damshow said:

What about the Cowboys winning the division with Andy Dalton so Mike McCarthy can leverage that into a year or two longer as head coach than he rightfully deserves?

Can we not?

[VerbalPuke]

3 hours ago, B-li Manning said:

I think I would, as long as they get smashed the next week.

Brady going 0-3 against the Giants in the playoffs is a dream I'm not ready to let go of.

On the other hand if you miss the playoffs you maintain 2-0, as opposed to maybe being 2-1. That's still good. 

But yeah I'm with the Giants knocking Brady out again.

[Dan]

On 08/11/2020 at 21:13, Meacon Keaton said:

Jags just cost me $480.  Never bet on a shitty team in a game against another shitty team. Remember that year the Jags were good? @Dan probably remembers. 

It's all I remember.

[Krabby]

3 hours ago, B-li Manning said:

I think I would, as long as they get smashed the next week.

Brady going 0-3 against the Giants in the playoffs is a dream I'm not ready to let go of.

But they won't have Eli back there to play Qb*

*i.e. close his eyes and throw the ball up in the sky hoping for a miracle catch