Premier League 2023/24

[Lineker]

 

[METALMAN]

Linkolor please keep last season’s premier league thread open because I haven’t finished reflecting on it yet 

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4 hours ago, Lineker said:

 

Ha, Burnley are going to get nonced from day one!

[Colly]

I'm so organised that not only am I going on holiday opening weekend, I'm actually in the air for the entirety of the first Newcastle game. Supposedly we're moving to electronic ticketing this season too so this could be carnage to pass it on.

[DavidMarrio]

3 hours ago, Colly said:

I'm so organised that not only am I going on holiday opening weekend, I'm actually in the air for the entirety of the first Newcastle game. Supposedly we're moving to electronic ticketing this season too so this could be carnage to pass it on.

Every first home game for us without fail, there's always issues with the electronic tickets and it never changes. 

Surprised we're down as home for our second game as well considering the work being done on the Anfield Road end

[gunnar hendershow]

Electronic tickets are an incredible way to destroy something that used to work perfectly.

[Colly]

I miss paper season tickets.

 

[stokeriño]

So barely two months after all PL clubs agreed to end sponsorships from gambling companies (as of 2026), Chelsea have gone "oh cool well our new main shirt sponsor is going to be the online casino Stake, because fuck everyone".

Ugh.

[gunnar hendershow]

Weren't they going to have a crypto sponsor before the US decided to actually regulate crypto and torpedoed the global crypto market?

[stokeriño]

Yeah they were. This is what to expect from hedge fund managers, I suppose.

What's funny is that this is another part of Chelsea's business where they swanned in and declared that the Roman administration were doing an utterly shit job... and then proceeded to do a worse job.

[Colly]

Not being funny, but does this confirm Chelsea's status as shite, because good teams don't have online gambling sponsors.

[Gazz]

It's very 'finishes 13th to 16th' every season.

[Lineker]

3 hours ago, stokeriño said:

So barely two months after all PL clubs agreed to end sponsorships from gambling companies (as of 2026), Chelsea have gone "oh cool well our new main shirt sponsor is going to be the online casino Stake, because fuck everyone".

Ugh.

Only a one year deal at least, I guess.

[Baddar]

Great for many years, but this has been long overdue.

 

[METALMAN]

I will miss his famous catchphrase as the action begins: AND IT’S LIGHTS OUT, AND AWAY WE GO

[Hobo]

I'll miss him calling matches "slobberknockers".

[DavidMarrio]

Can't wait to still have to listen to him on "alternative ways of watching the match"

[Colly]

1 hour ago, DavidMarrio said:

Can't wait to still have to listen to him on "alternative ways of watching the match"

AI Martin Tyler.

[Twist]

The PL has its newest Brazilian international (to make this thread relevant) and Big Joe has only gone and scored on his debut! 

[Gazz]

Me right now