Official 2012/13 Premier League thread

[Khain]

Let's try 'The Stoker Principle' boys and girls!

Yeah, it works

[Lineker]

Actually, your posted image doesn't work

[Nerf]

It works!

[Crybaby Bunting]

Why did you have to ruin it for us Nerf

WHY?

[brenchill]

Who's that?

[SeanDMan]

Some cunt.

[Noah]

Who's that?

[Baddar]

That's one of the US Women's football players, IIRC.

[MDK]

Yum yum.

[Lineker]

Well she has some cunt, that's for certain.

[Gazz]

Well she has some cunt, that's for certain.

Are you still hopped up on goofballs?

[Lineker]

Brilliant, innit.

[Gazz]

No

Your chances of getting kneebarred in April just rose 5%.

[EddieG]

Alex Morgan from the US Women's team, IIRC, taken back when she was in the UK for the Olympics.

[brenchill]

She's not bad at all.

[stokeriño]

BBC Sport bringing their usual high standard in their Chelsea v Liverpool match preview.

MATCH FACTS

Di Matteo's side have recovered to win all three league matches in which they were behind this season.

:/

Sort it out, Lineker!

[Lineker]

From home? In London?

[stokeriño]

Yes.

[Lineker]

I'll get right on it then?

[9 to 5]

Fucking right you will.