The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[EddieG]

What a beauty, oh Luis.

[Liam]

Lloris kept Spurs in it with a save from Berbatov. Cracking save.

Wow, Paulinho. What a miss.

[Lineker]

Just noticed that Kammy has shaved off his tache

[Jimmy]

Paulinho just missed an absolute sitter

[Ant]

Cannot stand the buck-toothed scrotum but fair play to him. Unstoppable right now. Well apart from Hull i mean

[Colly]

A HATRICK OF HATRICKS!

I reckon he could get a hat trick of hat tricks in one game against Norwich.

Balls, ruddy Dyer.

[Gorka]

DYER!

[Starvinho]

0-0 HT. Lots of pressure from United but no big chances as of yet. Everton look dangerous on the break, especially Lukaku.

[Baddar]

I think Fellaini has played really well. Welbeck looks lost out there and rather clueless whenever we venture forward.

Both Giggs and Rooney have come close. Optimistic we can win the game, but like Jordan said, Everton are very dangerous on the break.

[Lineker]

Don't forget folks, there's an edition of Match of the Day tonight on BBC One at 2235

[Starvinho]

I can see Fellaini scoring to be honest, football is that way sometimes. I think if we get a clean-sheet tonight then we'll win.

[Nerf]

A HATRICK OF HATRICKS!

I reckon he could get a hat trick of hat tricks in one game against Norwich.

Balls, ruddy Dyer.

Ruddy has been pretty dire

[Baddar]

I can see Fellaini scoring to be honest, football is that way sometimes. I think if we get a clean-sheet tonight then we'll win.

A stat just popped up on my stream - 35 passes from Fellaini in the first half with 94% accuracy. Admittedly most of them have been sideways but that's not all he's done. He's broken up play well in midfield.

[Jimmy]

Wow, Paulinho is really off the pace tonight.

[Cymbols]

Aargh 1-1, Jay Rodriguez scored.

[Kaney]

Ozil

[Baddar]

Nani and Januzaj on for Rafael and Kagawa.

[Baddar]

Fabulous, Rooney booked - out of the Newcastle game.

[Cymbols]

Kozak! Sit down Benteke! EDIT- only joking, Benteke on for Kozak. Hope we can hang on.

[Cymbols]

2-2 balls. 2-0 Swansea too.