The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[stokeriño]

Oscar scores after being mostly awful!  

[peteypirahna]

7 minutes ago, Baddar said:

Zouma has a great tackle on him.

Pervert!

[stokeriño]

We're looking fairly comfortable at the moment...but one goal leads are horrible, horrible things and I don't trust it.

And on cue, WHATAFUCKINGHIT from Willian~!

Costa, 3-0

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Good win. Hopefully the sign of things to come.

Really hoping for another Hiddink resurgence or we just win the Champions League and finish outside the top four again.

[stokeriño]

Clearly, based on an irrefutable sample size of TWO, we will reach the Champions League final because it is a European Championship year, and those are the years in which we reach Champions League finals.  

[TMM]

I was just coming in here to say that I was concerned that in this game, it isn't so much a case of Everton being shit but Spurs are actually good. But then that happened and now I'm happy.

[Dan]

Great goal by Lennon.

[DavidMarrio]

Alli is a great little player. 

Ideally need this to finish as a draw. 

[MDK]

Never thought I'd think it, but I kinda want Spurs to win the league. 

[Kaney]

Wash your mouth out myke.

[MDK]

11 minutes ago, Kaney said:

Wash your mouth out myke.

shh bby is okay

[Benji]

I don't come in here for a week or so and we're second. SECOND. This isn't good enough, my expectations are now 1st place or relegation. Currently known as the Chelsea method

[stokeriño]

It's funny how Chelsea fans are perfectly happy to sing (ironically) "We're gonna win the League" now that it's completely out of the question, but refused to do so last season until we were 1-0 up in the final decisive game.

Conversely, there were a bunch of "We're gonna win the League" chants from Leicester fans when we were up there before Christmas. Clearly, they've now irreversibly jinxed themselves.  

[Benji]

Yeah, but "WE'RE GONNA QUALIFY FOR EUROPE, PROBABLY!" just doesn't have the same ring.

[stokeriño]

"We're top of the League" was our loophole. Sadly, you've now even lost that.

[Benji]

I'm just happy being the team that broke the camel's back on getting Jose fired

[Noah]

So Benji not being here was the reason we beat Swansea?

Benji cursed Manchester United!

[Benji]

26 minutes ago, Noah said:

So Benji not being here was the reason we beat Swansea?

Benji cursed Manchester United!

If only I'd have known that when I was ten and all my friends were glory-hunting pricks.

[Noah]

 

 

 

[Colly]