The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[Gazz]

Norwich lead now through Mbokani. That would put them level on points with Newcastle. 

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Sunderland goal! Patrick van Aanholt!

[MDK]

What was Robles doing

[Baddar]

Joel just stepped out of the way. Must have Sunderland in his acca.

[stokeriño]

1 minute ago, Jericode said:

Sunderland goal! Patrick van Aanholt!

I liked this post because yay PVA, not anything to do with Sunderland.  

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

I only bothered posting it because it was PVA 

Also, 2-0! Lamina Kone!

[Baddar]

Ooof.

BREAKING: Benitez resigns. 

[MDK]

Someone take Gazz's laces away from him

[stokeriño]

Another lovely goal in the Eden Hazard Magical Mystery* Tour~! 1-0

 

(* - the mystery being: "where the fuck was this last autumn?")

[Szumi]

That was very pretty Hazard

[stokeriño]

Forget Hazard's theatrics - I'm more impressed that our midfielders are actually standing in the way of Liverpool players' route to goal.

[DavidMarrio]

We've been dreadful. Team looks like they are thinking about next week. Allowing Pedro and Hazard to dribble and turn with far too much ease. Plus they are all being shithouses and look like they don't want to make a tackle. 

Mignolet nearly cost us a chance when he had the easy gather to only change his mind and go back onto his line. 

Clyne has been poor for once. 

Hazard is a nobhead. 

Seems I was half right that we might lose or draw except I thought we'd actually play well

There's some stormtroopers dancing at half time. Wtf is my life 

[stokeriño]

I really, really, really want to see Kasey Palmer replace Pedro or Willian at some point in the second half just to see what happens.

[Twist]

Toon, toon, Championship army!

[DavidMarrio]

Pedro has had a great game. Traore looks promising too. 

I hope Klopp gives the team a bollocking at half time. 

I also dunno what happened but it was kicking off in the away end at one point. Few people got kicked out from the looks of it. 

[Szumi]

3-0 Sunderland. Another corner. Bye bye Canaries and Rafacastle

[Lineker]

So hey Gazz if Walsall go up via the playoffs that's a hell of an easy away day trip for you next season!

[MDK]

Joel is having a 'mare

[Lineker]

You know what annoys me the most about Sunderland though? They have a big stadium but the red seats are so faded; it aesthetically looks awful. Replace those fucking things.

[peteypirahna]

If you've ever been to Sunderland, aesthetically awful is a good fit tbh.