2017 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Lowerdeck]

On 5/2/2017 at 21:58, damshow said:

Future Patriot Sammy Watkins*

 

It would be cool, but the Pats already got a bunch of receivers.  Edelman, Cooks, Hogan, Mitchell, Amendola.  Well, Amendola and Watkins might get a combined season between the two.

[Meacon Keaton]

"Mr. Personality" Jay Cutler has agreed to become a color commentator for Fox. 

"What do you see in your pre-snap observations, Jay?"

"I don't know. The linebacker, I guess."

This has potential to be terrible.

[livid]

I could his personality being way different in the booth vs. as a player, where a majority of our view of him is based more on poor body language than anything else.

[Your Mom]

I'm afraid Cutler will be calling Bears games. Good lord that would be awkward

[Maxx]

Can you smoke in the booth?

[TCO]

Cutler is way too young and good to be calling it quits.

There are some terrible starting NFL QBs at the moment, he should get the chance to play again.

[The Buscher]

I'm pretty sure just about every player/coach/GM that serves in these analyst roles for networks have easy outs in their contracts should they wish to pursue an opportunity within the league itself.  If Cutler's given an offer to be a commentator, it wouldn't hurt him to take it and prepare for life after football - he can always sign with a team later if somebody comes knocking.

[The Big Bratwurst]

Might be a bit off topic but didn't want to make a whole new thread for this. I'm currently posting a new YouTube video on 10 stupid things that NFL stars have done and was wondering if this looks like a good thumbnail. Any feedback is appreciated.

 

[Slogger]

On 06/05/2017 at 07:03, The Big Bratwurst said:

Might be a bit off topic but didn't want to make a whole new thread for this. I'm currently posting a new YouTube video on 10 stupid things that NFL stars have done and was wondering if this looks like a good thumbnail. Any feedback is appreciated.

 

Replace Ray Lewis with that guy that shot himself in the leg.

No ulterior motive.

[The Big Bratwurst]

2 minutes ago, Slogger said:

Replace Ray Lewis with that guy that shot himself in the leg.

No ulterior motive.

Plaxico Burress? He's gonna be part of the video 

[The Buscher]

I firmly believe that if Plax didn't shoot himself in the leg, the 2008 Giants would've been playing in Super Bowl 43 against the Steelers and bidding for a repeat.  The Giants and Steelers had played a really great game earlier in the year and it just screamed "rematch later on in the Super Bowl" to me.

The offense went completely down the tubes once Plax ended his own season.

[Lineker]

New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson was arrested and charged with a felony count of resisting arrest with violence in Miami on Sunday night, police confirmed to NFL.com.

Anderson got into a fight with security at an event after being told to leave, according to a Miami-Dade Police Dept. report. He then pushed a police officer after being told to sit down. Anderson continued to fight with police while on the ground and was then arrested.

Anderson, who also was cited for obstructing a police officer, is set to appear in court for a preliminary hearing on May 15.

"We are aware of the situation," a Jets spokesman said in a statement. "This is a pending legal matter and we will have no further comment at this time."

In his rookie season, Anderson recorded 42 receptions for 587 yards and two touchdowns.

[Maxx]

On 3/31/2017 at 07:55, Meacon said:

Patrick Mahomes going in the first round is mindboggling. He's the product of a system. It'd be like friggin' Kliff Kingsbury or Colt Brennan getting drafted in the first round because they threw 50+ TDs. This quarterback class is such shit that they're going to be drafting @The Handsome Luchadore in the third round at this point.

Oh Meacon you are being ridic...

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000806903/article/mahomes-on-playbook-a-lot-harder-than-i-thought

[Lineker]

Mike Vick: Joe Mixon can be 'example' for kids

 

Yup.

[Lineker]

Double shitlord post, Judge agrees to erase Aaron Hernandez's murder conviction

[Lineker]

Brandon Beane is the new GM in Buffalo. 

[Meacon Keaton]

Brandon "Flickin' The" Beane

[Lineker]

Alberto Riveron has been named the new Senior VP of Officiating. 

[VerbalPuke]

20 hours ago, Lineker said:

Mike Vick: Joe Mixon can be 'example' for kids

 

Yup.

What does Rae Carruth think though?

[Meacon Keaton]

Not sure where else to put this, but Chris Berman's wife was killed in a car accident.