2017 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Meacon Keaton]

2 hours ago, Broken Cloudy said:

Also at the same bar/restaurant, Rex Ryan flirted with a bachelorette party by telling one woman she has "nice feet" and "you know what I like".

"I want ya to take off your shoes and walk on my belly."

[Lineker]

The Jets have cut Eric Decker.

[MDK]

NO  

[Meacon Keaton]

Quick! Someone comfort his incredibly hot wife!

[gunnar hendershow]

7 hours ago, Broken Cloudy said:

http://deadspin.com/rex-and-rob-ryan-scuffle-at-a-nashville-bar-1795815368

Also at the same bar/restaurant, Rex Ryan flirted with a bachelorette party by telling one woman she has "nice feet" and "you know what I like".

These are equally unsurprising headlines.

Also Eric Decker is a nice Jeremy Maclin consolation prize.

Finally I'm happy Dumervil landed somewhere. Guy is wonderful as a situational pass rusher. Shame his team won't be any good but at least he gets to play.

[livid]

10 minutes ago, damshow said:

Finally I'm happy Dumervil landed somewhere. Guy is wonderful as a situational pass rusher. Shame his team won't be any good but at least he gets to play.

 Why must you crush Baltimore West!? This makes four former Ravens now.

Seriously though, I'm not expecting a lot but I do think they'll surprise some people who expect them to be as non-competitive as they were last year. A top 10 pick is probably still in the cards but overall will be a much better team than last year. 

[gunnar hendershow]

49ers are probably looking at like 4 or 5 wins I'd agree. They'll be in that mess of teams who pull off a decent upset or two and it shakes up the playoff picture, while at the same time hurting their draft position. Outside of the Jets and the Bears I'm hard-pressed to find teams that got worse compared to last year.

[munky]

On 6/6/2017 at 12:56, Broken Cloudy said:

http://deadspin.com/rex-and-rob-ryan-scuffle-at-a-nashville-bar-1795815368

Also at the same bar/restaurant, Rex Ryan flirted with a bachelorette party by telling one woman she has "nice feet" and "you know what I like".

[Slogger]

On 07/06/2017 at 09:35, damshow said:

These are equally unsurprising headlines.

Also Eric Decker is a nice Jeremy Maclin consolation prize.

Finally I'm happy Dumervil landed somewhere. Guy is wonderful as a situational pass rusher. Shame his team won't be any good but at least he gets to play.

Either or, Just one of them come over here.

So long as our defense is an upgrade over last year and Tucker can still kick straight we'll be fine. 3-0 losses for everyone!

[MalaCloudy Black]

The body of James Hardy, who formerly played for the Bills and the Ravens, was found in a river in Indiana yesterday. No cause of death determined yet.

[munky]

D'Angelo Williams to TNA, think of the matches!

[Lineker]

NFL Network to carry 16 live preseason games in 2017 (I miss football)

NFL NETWORK'S 2017 LIVE PRESEASON SCHEDULE

(All Times are Eastern)

Week 1

Wednesday, August 9

7:30 PM -- Houston Texans vs. Carolina Panthers

Thursday, August 10

8:00 PM -- Denver Broncos vs. Chicago Bears

Friday, August 11

7:00 PM -- Pittsburgh Steelers vs. New York Giants

10:00 PM -- San Francisco 49ers vs. Kansas City Chiefs (joined live in progress)

Saturday, August 12

9:00 PM -- Dallas Cowboys vs. Los Angeles Rams

Sunday, August 13

1:30 PM -- Detroit Lions vs. Indianapolis Colts

8:00 PM -- Seattle Seahawks vs. Los Angeles Chargers

Week 2

Friday, August 18

10:00 PM -- Minnesota Vikings vs. Seattle Seahawks

Saturday, August 19

3:00 PM -- Carolina Panthers vs. Tennessee Titans

7:00 PM -- Indianapolis Colts vs. Dallas Cowboys

10:00 PM -- Denver Broncos vs. San Francisco 49ers

Sunday, August 20

4:00 PM -- Atlanta Falcons vs. Pittsburgh Steelers

8:00 PM -- New Orleans Saints vs. Los Angeles Chargers

Week 3

Thursday, August 24

7:00 PM -- Miami Dolphins vs. Philadelphia Eagles

Week 4

Thursday, August 31

7:00 PM -- Philadelphia Eagles vs. New York Jets

10:00 PM -- Seattle Seahawks vs. Oakland Raiders

Ex-Chargers tackle King Dunlap is retiring after 9 years.

Ryan Nassib has landed with the Saints.

[Lineker]

Jeremy Maclin is now expected to sign with the Baltimore Ravens on a two-year deal.

 

[munky]

48 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Jeremy Maclin is now expected to sign with the Baltimore Ravens on a two-year deal.

 

In a shocking development, the Buffalo Bills failed at something.

[DFF]

I suspect the Bills make a move for Decker now. 

[Lineker]

Donald Trump: Deshaun Watson is going to be great NFL player

 

Fuck, we're screwed.

[Lineker]

Washington name Doug Williams VP of player personnel

[MDK]

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

Washington name Doug Williams VP of player personnel

My word! 

[Lineker]

Jeremy Maclin's deal includes free crab cakes for life

[Meacon Keaton]

Lucky son of a bitch. Keep the money. I'll play for free crab cakes for life.