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  1. So NBT is Robot Santa and I'm Chanukah Zombie. One of you other donators needs to step up and complete the trio.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Wasn't there a poster named that?

    3. Hailtothechimp

      Hailtothechimp

      If nobody else will, I'll do it. HailtotheKwanzaBot has a nice ring to it.

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Damn you bitches need to hurry up.

  2. Looking at my old "never got off the ground because I never planned how it would work" chocobo racing Cube game and I think I might give it another go.

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    2. Krabby

      Krabby

      I love chocobos so I would be in for sure

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      @Ruki, it didn't get far (we never actually got to a race which is typical for a Sousa diary), but I do think you had signed up?

    4. Ruki

      Ruki

      Apparently I was the first!

  3. I'm tired of looking at everything in the Ring "from a business perspective." Just once I want to look at wrestling from a Dadaist perspective.

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    2. ROC

      ROC

      Beaver Cleavage is about a pumpkin pie seething with Ecuadorian culture.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY THE PATRIARCHY HELL IN A CELL THE PATRIARCHY

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Eva Marie

      Kerwin White

      R a d R a d f o r d

  4. Would you be interested in a TRADE agreement with ENGLAND?

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      Said the Welshman.

    3. Berober

      Berober

      Sure, let me just take your balanced trade offer and add a few hundred more things for you to give me first.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      "Sure, I'll give a research agreement in exchange for ALL OF YOUR COAL AND IRON AND GOLD PER TURN AND IVORY AND PEARLS AND INCENSE AND SILVER."

  5. nooooooooo, our awesome list of hip-hop wrestlers got bumped off the front page, and before I could make my planned Public Enemy joke. :(

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    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Um... Violent JTG and Shaggy 2 Cold Scorpio Dope? It's a bit shit but that's all I've got right now

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Damn it, Hornswoggle, don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the Edge.

    4. Hornswoggle4PM
  6. "I wonder what happened to M2M?" said no one ever.

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Don't Say You Love Me was a bizarre choice for the first Pokémon movie, it had nothing to do with the plot at all.

    3. Mongrel

      Mongrel

      You can always watch an old man cover it in Norwegian on Hver gang vi møtes!

    4. Mongrel

      Mongrel

      I think she's the one that sang "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" with Meat Loaf.

  7. Helpful tip: the thumbs up is now :(Y): instead of just (Y).

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Cleavage is ( . )Y( . )

    3. Mooregasm

      Mooregasm

      That just looks like eyes to me.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Whereas :(Y): is a wolf with a butt on its chest.

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    2. HC

      HC

      If if I ever read said book, is it your job to make me suspend disbelief?

    3. Nerf
    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      It is my job to do exactly that.

  8. kicked New Found Glory

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    2. Naitch

      Naitch

      They'll need radiosugery after this.

    3. Adam

      Adam

      Oh good, they suck.

    4. apsham

      apsham

      You suck. Go back to whatever hell hole you came from.

  9. IS SCHRDOINGER'S STATUS ALIVE... OR DEAD?

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    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      fuck Schrodinger! it's all about Pavlov's dog!

      horrible band!

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Schrodinger? I hardly know 'er!

    4. SRN
  10. I don't think we as wrestling fans realize the irony about complaining about wrestlers named Dolph, Tyson, and Braden when previous champs have been named Arn, Lex, and Honky.

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      How DARE you sully the good name of Arn Anderson, sir. I challenge you to a Spinebuster duel!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm just saying. You're not going to go into your local H&R Block and be greeted by a guy in a tie named "Arn." Hell, you're more likely to run into "Dolph."

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Yeah, but if I run into an Arn, I'm getting spinebustered, right?

  11. Guys, I saw a YouTube video with a woman talking, and her voice wasn't sexy! At all! It's like, here I am with my lotion and my wad of tissue ready to blow my load, and this woman just deflates my erection!

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      That's horrendously demeaning to womenkind.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Its ok, its not a woman. Found "her" for you, since I recognized the voice.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Holy mother of all weird references.

  12. Why don't people ever try suicide-by-mod by posting pictures of tits? Seriously, that's the way to do it, go out in a wave of boobs.

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      I remember someone getting suspended for posting a screenshot of something on their desktop, and their wallpaper was porn, IIRC.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      GA's was a hotlinking accident.

      And I've just now realized the full potential for the word "hotlinking."

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Oh, it was no accident.

  13. I would like to request a word filter that replaces "WrestleZone" with "goatse.cx."

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      That was a fan-dabi-dozi time.

    3. Matt

      Matt

      I still fully support the idea of replacing Zack Ryder with Mordecai.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      The Fan-Dabi-Dozi Khali!

  14. You guys are all really, really, really awful except GoGo and Kaney and like two more of you.

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    2. Redefine Sick
    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I'm not really, really, really awful. Just really awful, c'mon man.

    4. The Mask of Norro

      The Mask of Norro

      I'll be less awful to Sousa if/when I reboot Supremacy (again) and finish it proper, I'm sure >_>

  15. Fucking Butters or Cartman or Stewie Griffin are going to win that animated characters poll and you guys are REALLY going to get to see what a pissed-off Sousa looks like.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      I'd say there are better things to get pissed off about.

    3. MalaCloudy Black
    4. EddieG

      EddieG

      The Brian J actually wins here.

  16. Ignore list grows by one. Most of the people on Sousa's ignore list have been banned. Will the trend continue? Sousa hopes so!

  17. I suggest we follow D&D rules and remember that trolls can regenerate all damage except fire damage.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      It got put on hold when I got a night class.

      On a related note, the last day of the night class is tonight.

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      An interesting turn of events!

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      neeeeeeeeeeerds

  18. Five more openings for the latest U GON DIE type Sousa diary thing in the Seventh Side! No obligation on your part beyond the sign-up!

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    2. SRN
    3. King Ellis
    4. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Alternate sell line: Don't go to war with Carthage. Pick on MPH instead.

  19. I found myself listening to Dishwalla's "Counting Blue Cars" on YouTube for no real reason, and the related videos are like a Who's Who of forgotten mid-90's bands. Tonic, Seven Mary Three, Live, Soul Asylum, they're all there. And Fuel. But fuck Fuel.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      No god damn it, "In the Meantime" like the Spacehog song.

      Better than average chance you've heard it before.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      OH, and the suggested videos for THAT ONE are Green Jelly, Crash Test Dummies, OMC, Candlebox, Violent Femmes, and NADA SURF.

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Oh, yeah, I remember that song being in the film Fanboys.

  20. So Fit Finlay has a vid up talking about how his name is Finlay and he loves to fight and the vid is title I Am Coming To Your House Matt Hardy. At the end he puts his birthday and then "- August 31, 2011"....

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    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      But does Fit Finlay like Bacon?

    3. =BK=

      =BK=

      No, he's fit not fat.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      He's more of a gammon steak type of guy.

  21. HEY GUYS, I BET THAT 2/21/11 THING REFERS TO A WRESTLER YOU DIDN'T EXPECT, PERHAPS A GUY WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY IN WWE BUT DID NOT WIN MANY MATCHES OR MAKE MUCH OF AN IMPACT!

  22. WRESTLING TRIVIA QUESTION! Identify all the wrestlers.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Matt Hardy.

      He ate all other wrestlers.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      John Cena. There are no others.

    4. EddieG
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