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Status Updates posted by Skummy
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The inside of an elephant is mental.
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The inside of an elephant is nelephan.
Which sounds like the drug in a zombie movie.
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I keep thinking it says metal.
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Kaney wins.
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I finally realise why Lostprophets sounded so awful. The band were playing in C Sharp, while Ian was in A Minor
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Haha.
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Heard this joke yesterday but Skummy phrased it so much better.
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Heard this joke yesterday but Skummy phrased it so much better.
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I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee!
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Can I play the piano anymore?
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Of course you can
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Well I couldn't before!
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Why did Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name?
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His real name was Ewar Woowar.
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Ward Edwoodward
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Dddddd Dddddddd.
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is a jobber ass homo
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Please, you didn't even make the top ten list.
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He was, though. Right at the top at #10.
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No, that was me! It told me it was me!
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I won the Nigerian Lottery!
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By "win" we mean "give us your account number please."
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IT'S A TRAP!
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I won the Greek lottery.
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Kevin Nash texted himself.
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stop texting yourself, stop texting yourself
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Text yourself before you wreck yourself.
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Ellis wins EWB.
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LEM - BIT O - PIK *clap clap clap*
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Yeah, you may run into Baddar. ¬_¬
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DEMS! DEMS! DEMS!
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Dirty tree hugging liberal democrats!
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I feel so fragile.
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exactly that.
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Best not go to any butcher's shops in the meantime in case you have a weep.
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Are you made of porcelain by any chance?
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Back to work tomorrow, and then hopefully back to the important task of bothering to write up the latest show in my diary. 'tis the season.
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Email recieved 3.06pm - 25 Dec - "Where my flowers? I am 95 years old. I needed them for Christmas."
Email recieved - 4.15pm - Dec 26 - "So much for customer service, it has been 24 hours and no response to my email? This is a nonsense."
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+1 for "this is a nonsense".
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The Master is 936 years old, where are his flowers?
Chillingly sincere,
The Taskmaster
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"For all the fascinating, terrifying things happening in China, I just can‘t get past one central fact of Chinese political life, which is that the president of China is called Hu Jintao, and Prime-Minister of China is called Wen Jiabao. So the president is Who, and the Prime-Minister is When. Ladies and gentlemen, we're in a marvellous early 20th century vaudeville routine."
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"I'm sure you all saw on the news that all those miners got free. Jerry Lawler finally unlocked his door."
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Missy Hyatt has sucked off so many wrestlers, she spits Soma's
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When I first met Bob Holly, he was a young guy nobody had heard of who couldn't work a lick. Now everybody's heard of him.
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Nick Dinsmore came up to me and said Mr. Cornette, Mr. Cornette, did you see my last match? I said, God Damn I Hope So!
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