Premier League 2021/22

[Lineker]

 

[Gazz]

Nothing or Nothing: Arsenal

[Matt]

With Koch and Llorente still being away after international duty, one of the 17s has been training with the Leeds first team squad. Supposedly the lad has said they're doing extra murderball sessions in what Klich has described as "their toughest preseason ever", Bielsa wants them to be fitter than they were last season. I can only assume this means Stuey Dallas is probably going to be fit enough to run in the national next year.

[Colly]

Murderball as in wheelchair rugby?

[Matt]

Murderball as in 90 minutes of football with no stoppages and you're never allowed to stop running. I'm not sure if they have a break for half time but I suspect it's nothing more than a water break

[Baddar]

We actually signed a coach to oversee set pieces. About fucking time.

[Lineker]

Marcus Rashford is having shoulder surgery and is likely to miss the first two months of the season.

[Cymbols]

 

[Gazz]

That's nothing. Newcastle's last title win was closer to the American Civil War than to the present day. It's pretty much currently equidistant with the abolition of slavery in the UK, never mind the US.

[gunnar hendershow]

Had fun looking this up. West Brom's last title is closer to the day Queen Victoria was born than the present. Preston North End's last title is closer to the start of the French Revolution than the present day. Sheffield United's last title is closer to the signing of the Declaration of Independence than the present day.

[Matt]

Beatles first album maybe without pissing about looking up exact dates. Don't know of much else that happened in '63 of hand.

[Colly]

The Four Seasons had a pretty good night by all accounts. 

[Colly]

Tolerance! 

[Lineker]

Fuck my life.

[Colly]

You're whinging, imagine how Mike Ashley feels knowing that £30m went on Grant Hanley and Achraf Lazaar.

[lanky316]

It wasn't even really that was it? Didn't a chunk of that fee go towards paying off money Newcastle owed for Andros Townsend?

[Lineker]

 

[GoN_]

It seems like it is Gylfi Sigurðsson.

 

Edit: Everton suspended a player https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2193203/club-statement

Edited July 20, 2021 by GoN_

[DanishmadePunk]

🤢 it most likely is. Only other 31 year old they have on their books is Fabian Delph...

[Kyle]

There were rumours flying around Twitter for the last few days, I was hoping they were as bollocks as the James Rodriguez sex-change rumour. Guess not.