The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Gazz]

You could tell in his post match interview Tactics Tim was going to go track down Daniel Levy and rub his balls on his shiny bald head.

[Kaney]

Glad to have that goal, it looks like we're having a hard time getting through now.

[brenchill]

Great day for Villa. Burnley, Sunderland and Hull lost!

[Kaney]

Now that weve secured the win, Tottenlol

[brenchill]

Lineker Lineker what's the score

[Colly]

There isn't a score, all the games are finished.

[brenchill]

LINEKER LINEKER WHAT WAS THE SCORE IN THE SPURS VILLA MATCH

[Gazz]

Which match between Spurs and Villa?

There's been loads.

[brenchill]

LINEKER LINEKER WHAT WAS THE SCORE IN THE SPURS VILLA MATCH THAT HAPPENED TODAY AT WHITE HART LANE ah forget it

[Colly]

I don't know what the score was, maybe you could just the BBC results page.

Edited April 11, 2015 by Ultra Rare Colly

[Gazz]

Jamie Vardy has a potty mouth.

[Cymbols]

Jamie Vardy is a dick. Bolasie is a bit decent, but Sunderland were shocking. How did they even beat Newcastle?

[Colly]

Because we're supershit.

[Lineker]

Christ that was bad.

[stokeriño]

Loic Remy not in the Chelsea squad today - picked up an injury, apparently. FUCK FUCKING SAKE.

Sigh...so the team is:

Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Matic, Fabregas, Ramires, Willian, Hazard, Drogba.

Subs: Cech, Zouma, Filipe Luis, Mikel, Oscar, Cuadrado, Brown

Izzy Brown for the impact sub~!

But seriously worried. Blunted attack and a yellow for either Matic or Fabregas will have them suspended for the United and Arsenal games.

*sweats*

[Gazz]

Cesc, Hazard and Drogba is a 'blunted attack'?

You've never seen Sammy Ameobi or Yoann Gouffran have you?

[stokeriño]

Well I was referring specifically to Drogs when I say that. At his age he needs three or four games to ease into form and he hasn't had that since the autumn.

And I can describe that attack as blunted because usually (with Remy or Costa) it is 'sharper'. Ameobi and Gouffran are as sharp as they're ever going to get.

[Gazz]

Unfortunately true.

[stokeriño]

Rock up at the ground of the team with the most Shots Against (and Goals Conceded and etc.) in the league.

End first half with three attempts, none on target.

Yup.

[TCO]

That was a very entertaining first half. QPR are well up for it and they're putting together some nice bits of play.

Chelsea dropping points could make the next few weeks mildly interesting anyway.