The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Matt]

Everyone knows that your Gerrardteenth birthday is a landmark year of your life.

This reminds me, it's my grandma's Gerrardty-Fifth birthday best week

[stokeriño]

Trophy day!

(P.S. Man Utd to win at Hull)

[DavidMarrio]

What a pointless game. It's literally deciding when we want our season to start. Hopefully we can secure 5th just so we enter the Europa League in the group stages.

[stokeriño]

Drogba has confirmed that today will be his final ever game as a Chelsea player (which would also suggest he's playing).

If Cech is fit to play, it's probably his too.

[Noah]

Well if he is playing, then for Sunderland it'll be Cech mate.

[Lineker]

No Friedel in the match day squad :'(

[Colly]

Ryan Taylor dropped!

Ayoze Perez dropped...

[stokeriño]

Cech does indeed play. Drogba is also handed the captaincy for the day (though Terry is still playing too).

[Noah]

I'm watching Arrow, so it's lucky the pre-game stuff doesn't start until it ends.

[Twist]

Ryan Taylor dropped!

Ayoze Perez dropped...

Why?! He's the only player that knows where the net is.

[Matt]

Playing for the draw.

[Twist]

Playing for the draw.

A draw does bugger all for us.

[Matt]

I know. But John Carver.

[Hobo]

This is going to be a boring, boring final day of the Premier League. I can sense it.

[Twist]

I know. But John Carver.

[Twist]

So apparently Fat Mike won't sell the club until we win something or qualify for the Champion's League. So if every other club could do is a favour and let us win, like, the league cup or something next year that would be bloody brilliant.

[Matt]

Yeah man utd will go 2 up within 20 minutes and then everyone will just shrug their shoulders. I'm far more interested in the Preston game.

St James Park looks empty.

[Gazz]

So apparently Fat Mike won't sell the club until we win something or qualify for the Champion's League. So if every other club could do is a favour and let us win, like, the league cup or something next year that would be bloody brilliant.

Does that include winning the Championship?

Johnstone's Paint Trophy?

FA Vase?

Northumberland Senior Floodlit Cup?

[Matt]

So apparently Fat Mike won't sell the club until we win something or qualify for the Champion's League. So if every other club could do is a favour and let us win, like, the league cup or something next year that would be bloody brilliant.

Play your cards right and you could win the JPT in a couple of years.

Why the fuck is Drogba getting a guard of honour? That's even sillier than Gerrard.

[stokeriño]

So apparently Fat Mike won't sell the club until we win something or qualify for the Champion's League. So if every other club could do is a favour and let us win, like, the league cup or something next year that would be bloody brilliant.

Play your cards right and you could win the JPT in a couple of years.

Why the fuck is Drogba getting a guard of honour? That's even sillier than Gerrard.

Nothing to do with Drogba, all to do with being champions. :/