The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[EddieG]

https://vine.co/v/MQz9zPDFLYb

Siem De Jong makes his Newcastle debut, as captain, in a friendly against Oldham.

[TCO]

That guy must ooze leadership to be named vice captain on essentially his first day. I think I might love him

[Jimmy]

Shit freekick

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Patrick Bamford scored in our pre-season friendly against Wycombe! Who needs Diego Costa?

[stokeriño]

Patrick Bamford scored in our pre-season friendly against Wycombe! Who needs Diego Costa?

Closely followed by 16 year old Izzy Brown.

Evidently teenage strikers are the way forward.

EDIT: Make that two for Izzy Brown.

[Colly]

Izzy Brown sounds like a character in a racist 70s sitcom. Izzy?

[stokeriño]

Isaiah.

[Colly]

The answer I was looking for was 'He iz'...

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

He izn't.

[Colly]

He waz in the picture I just googled.

[King Ellis]

Jamal Blackman

[Colly]

It's as if Chelsea are giving their trainees slightly ropy NXT names.

[stokeriño]

It's as if Chelsea are giving their trainees slightly ropy NXT names.

This may also explain our pacy midfielder named John Swift...

[Colly]

Local press reporting that Ben Arfa has returned back for training overweight for the second season in a row, and he's not going on the pre season tour. Long overdue time to cut loose and let him skin people in Dubai or similar.

[brenchill]

Sick note Ben Arfa.

[Colly]

His sick notes are written on the back of a pizza menu though.

[Rich]

He is the modern day Darren Anderton

[Baddar]

Michael Carrick injured ankle ligaments in training and will miss the first month of the season.

[stokeriño]

http://www.kingfut.com/2014/07/18/salahs-chelsea-career-balance-military-service/

[Hobo]

It's as if Chelsea are giving their trainees slightly ropy NXT names.

This may also explain our pacy midfielder named John Swift...

I hear he writes interesting poetry.