Premier League 2018/19

[The Lusophone]

We're playing Ander Herrera at centreback.

[Colly]

This is worse than our game yesterday. Rather watch paint dry.

[Baddar]

8 minutes ago, Matt said:

Only seen the last 10 minutes but spurs have been all over you. So obviously you'll win 1-0 off a long ball up to that dirty microphone headed fucker.

10 attempts to 2 would suggest otherwise. It was mostly Spurs after the half hour mark, mind.

[Matt]

Really wouldn't have guessed that from what I saw, but fair enough

[Gazz]

I mean, it would be nice to see two teams with hundreds of millions of pounds worth of midfielders between them actually use them and not just hoof balls from the backline into the channels.

[FLiam]

Now that is a cracking header. 

[MDK]

What a goal from the mouth breather

[FLiam]

Lol, Mourinho.

[Baddar]

Fuck

[stokeriño]

FFS United, do your job.

[MDK]

el em ay oh

[FLiam]

By the way, Mourinho almost disrupted the buildup to that goal, because he was basically standing on the pitch. 

Does the 4th official want to go and tell that twat, or what?

[Gazz]

What would you say is the percentage of games where Man Utd's gameplan eventually ends up as 'play it into Fellaini for a knockdown because we need a goal'?

75%? 80%?

[The Lusophone]

Put this twat out of my misery.

[FLiam]

Hahahaha, Lindlelof.

[Gazz]

Not even hyperbole, my nine year old defenders would know better than to play a back pass like that.

[FLiam]

Alexis Sanchez really doesn’t fit in at United. Like, at all. 

[Chris2K]

Lucas flamin' Moura. Sensational.

[FLiam]

Hahahaha, Mourinho. Get in the bin.

That is a magical goal. 

[Baddar]

Moura has destroyed us. 😂