Josh Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Evewybody loves the me! I'm a tewiffic athlete! And now I'm a tewiffic game makeuh! Welcome to Homestah Wunnuh Mafia! DUN DUN DUHHHHH! Uh, Homestar, this is just for people to sign up to play. Good evening dear reader. I, Strong Sad of the Lineage of Strong, humble citizen of Free Country, USA, have assembled this labyrinthine task of team work, detection, and deceit, along with Homestar Runner. Should you sign up to join us on this journey, be prepared to leave behind all you think you know of Homestar Runner and his many friends, enemies, and acquaintances. Alliances have been broken and new ones formed! Castoffs of years gone by will return to destroy and redeem us all! This task will require teamwork, detection, and murder most foul! More like odor most foul! (Becauseyousmellbad.) Dumbstar and Dumpington said they were making a game. And they're about as exciting as some stepdad's birdhouse hobby. But I just heard 'em say mafia - and who doesn't like the super dark, gritty world of organized crime? But these two still managed to screw that up, so while they weren't looking I made it awesome by scribbling a bunch of new characters, rules, and junk into their Doofs and Ladders. I also scribbled a bunch of ghosts and other stuff to give 'em the jibblies. You did?! Strong Bad, I worked for weeks on those notes! I'll have to skip the giblets. I'm gwavy intolewant. I'm looking at these notes and they make no sense! This game is completely unbalanced and hardly coherent! There's no internal logic, cohesion, or continuity! Yeah, awesome, like I said. So let's get, like, no more than 25 of you in this thing. But at least 18 people. You gotta hit that sweet spot of mob hysteria. And, trust me, I know about causing hysteria. This is gonna be a nightmare. I know, right? So if you folks like murder and knives and blood and stuff, get to signin' up! Wheeeeeeeee! I'll bwing the giblets! Players MCD LD Harsh Srar Marcos Sousa Maxx Cloudy Azazel RPS BSIG Ben DFF Darnez jmac C-MIL GoGo Bratwurst ruder TEOL Naitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mx. Canadian Destroyer Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Yes, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleDaniel Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 In! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarshMillennium Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 I have no idea what anything you posted means. Sign me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Mom Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Everybody to the limit The Srar is to the limit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, HarshMillennium said: I have no idea what anything you posted means. Sign me up! Don't worry. Even if you did, the game will make little to no sense. People who know the source material will just get an extra kick out of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Mom Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, HarshMillennium said: I have no idea what anything you posted means. Sign me up! All you have to know is things are about to get BULBOUS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Chiksrara Special said: All you have to know is things are about to get BULBOUS WOMP WOMP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcos Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 I'm in please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sousa Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Okay but only if it's better than The Last Time. Let us never speak of The Last Time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxx Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalaCloudy Black Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 I shall play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazel Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 I'm in and I hope my role is The Stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPS Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 In like a bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Great so far! We’ll need at least 8 more, but up to 15 more are “weclome.” It’ll be super fun for anyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Welp. We’ll definitely need more than this. If it comes down to just not having enough, I suggest someone else goes next. Probably with a smaller number of needed players. I’ll give this a few more days, but if the interest doesn’t genuinely gather, it will be best to move on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britneyspearsisgod Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 I am in on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazel Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Come on people, I wanna lose at the very end again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mx. Canadian Destroyer Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Tagging you if you played in one of the last 4 mafia games but are not currently signed up. @Naitch @Pizza @Darnez FC 2017 @Benjamin @GoGo Yubari @DFF @C-MIL @Jerichristmas @ruderrocket @Tigerstyle @Forever Forky @Dexter249 @9 to 5 @Twist @jmac7164 @Nerf @The Big Bratwurst @nabeel @SeanDMan @Essa @Katsuya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanDMan Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Sorry, my internet situation is too tenuous to join a mafia game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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