=BK=

Wait, were the doors made of Lexan? You really shouldn't test those "unbreakable" claims.

I laughed.

Sorry Kirkland.

God. We are all horrible people, aren't we.

To be fair, it's probably not the worst idea he's come up with. Not that that's saying much but still.

You can look at his picture and see he's had worse ideas than that.

I really shouldn't lol, but imma do it anyway.

That would've been SO much better than anything he ever did in his time with us. He was a 600lbs monster who did moonsaults!

That roster is incredibly out of date. Wow and damn.

I can remember writing really awesome e-fed apps back in the day with notes made to specify the height of the ladder my character liked to use.

http://s1.zetaboards.com/EWA_Efed/index/

The fed i'm running, we're just starting up but the closing of the other fed gave us alot of leftover ppl who joined up.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

Daniel Benoit isn't little, he was on the juice!

Shows how much of an idiot jaywhyte really is. I would never kill my personal lord and savior, for he cannot be killed. Fucking idiot.

It was actually Lukie. But me and GoGo were going to!

Lukie sent me money, but I made you a donator. You are welcome

So Lukie's resorted to paying for sex now?

I just had an orgasm. Not about this but I thought I'd share.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sicko.

Combine them all

He's the white redneck-looking Brodus Clay!

Is Brodus Clay black? I THINK Brodus Clay is black. He's blackish. I bet he's Puerto Rican.

The Netflix Daredevil series is the Road Dogg of TV shows! And I love the costumes!

I've never even heard of it :/

Not even joking...

Evil Knievel was the best daredevil.

LORD PALMERSTON!

Pit the Elder?

OKAY YOU ASKED FOR IT HOBO!

Not making it better.

Because people get their names written down, and then they die.

www.epicmafia.com

I'm more of a Kamala kind of guy.

I play EWR on my laptop but I barely even use my mouse anyway. Booking shows is so much easier and faster if you learn to do it on the keyboard.

I can't stand playing it on my laptop without a mouse, lucky me I have a good mouse

Yes. Are you aware that sometimes people accidently double post?

Think twice before you steal a black guys juicebox?

JuiceboxHero?

I would roll around in tacks for a chance to meet Ric Flair ¬_¬

I was going to call Ric Flair once.

Matt wins the status.

Criminal Minds, easily.

RW knows!

Well I don't have a military fetish, so I must be an old lady.

Man, Tupac was alive when I was in high school. Y'all are babies.

Tupac was alive when I was in preschool!

Trick question. Tupac isn't dead.

btw does anyone else get animals clumping up together against your door at night but as soon as day breaks they run to the hills?

Do you have a grass floor?

no,sand outside and stone inside.

9to5 wins status updates 4 life.

Flawless victory.

Sorry i took so long to get here, I was showering...

don't want you to splode kirkles

I only start hurting when I nom away 1kg of winegums... But yeah, if you eat that much of that kind of shit I fucking deserve to hurt.

I've eaten at all-you-can-eat seafood places, and broke house records at them, and yet never had pains from eating food. So... that's got to be a lot Kirk is eating.

Plus, the hurting is probably your stomach rupturing, so you should probably see a doctor...

Life on EWB sucks unless you're either one of the IT guys or have an obsession over Nathan Jones.

I thought this was referring to the orangeness skin of old... Then I noticed you changed colour

Yeah, lack of cash will change one's color here. Still, I might be Orange again in a couple weeks.

I'm a PC and I'm using Flash Player.

Mac uses flash player aswell as a right mouse button. ;-)

Not iPad.

Damn you Kaney :|

I want bacon now.

I'm thinking about welding school in the day, dance school at night.

I'm thinking about wrestling school. Sexy wrestling school.

He just couldn't remember Husk Harris' name.

He tried to see you guys sooner but when he called, no one answered...

Why... would you ever share that story with anyone?

I heard Hulk Hogan's theme on the radio yesterday. the crappy old one

Correction, it was The Uso's theme

That totally changes everything!! Islanders like lotion.

Only until the end of the first Raw after WM.

Silly Kirkland, haven't you ever heard of the "wrong dumpster" rule?

I remember The Dude Love promo it was pretty sick. He had the bus and The groupies!

The Last Samurai. You know it's about samurais because it's in the title!

Seven Samurai.

Brenchill is right, 7 samurai, or ANY movie by that director.