2020 NFL Off-Season Thread

[Lineker]

The Dallas Cowboys select CeeDee Lamb.

[Meacon Keaton]

1 minute ago, Lineker said:

Why is Mike McCarthy sitting in a cupboard?

Fat guy in a little room.

Fat guy in a little rooooooom.

Just now, damsher hatfield said:

Mike McCarthy lives in a van down by the river.

And another Farley quote. Not a coincidence. 

[Maxx]

FUCK YEAH

[GoGo Yubari]

You have to appreciate having initials as a first name but actually spelling them out phonetically. Good pick by the Dallas Cowboys.

[gunnar hendershow]

Cowboys didn't fuck it up. Great pick for them.

[The Buscher]

I knew CeeDee was going to come to the NFC East, I just thought it would be Philly instead of Dallas.

Either way, RIP Giants secondary.

[Lineker]

Just now, GoGo Yubari said:

You have to appreciate having initials as a first name but actually spelling them out phonetically. Good pick by the Dallas Cowboys.

It's short for Cedarian!

[Meacon Keaton]

1 minute ago, Lineker said:

It's short for Cedarian!

Which, if I'm not mistaken, is your middle name?

[Lineker]

Just now, Mr. Meacon Moneybags said:

Which, if I'm not mistaken, is your middle name?

I'll have you know that my middle name is Emmanuel, thank you very much.

[Chris2K]

Mine is D'Brickashaw.

[Schlitzbrille]

I've got the coolest one: TOUCHDOWN.

[SeanDMan]

6 minutes ago, Lineker said:

The Dallas Cowboys select CeeDee Lamb.

What a terrible idea, bring in a CeeDee. Blu Rays are going out of style at this point, time to get with the times Dallas.

[Lineker]

1 minute ago, SeanDMan said:

What a terrible idea, bring in a CeeDee. Blu Rays are going out of style at this point, time to get with the times Dallas.

 

The Miami Dolphins select Austin Jackson.

[gunnar hendershow]

He weighed 20 lbs at 10 weeks??!!

[Meacon Keaton]

Boo USC player.

Booooooooooooo, ya condomhead.

Oh damn it, they're going to make me realize he's a good guy, aren't they? It's so much easier when he has on a USC helmet to hate him!

[Chris2K]

Goodell has just made the worst announcement in the history of televised announcements. I think he got a vital word or number wrong in every sentance.

[Lineker]

The Las Vegas Raiders select Damon Arnette.

[Adam]

Just now, Chris2K said:

Goodell has just made the worst announcement in the history of televised announcements. I think he got a vital word or number wrong in every sentance.

What do you mean? He was just announcing that the Dallas Vegas Raiders are hosting the 2020 Draft! 

[gunnar hendershow]

Every CB has been a reach.

[Lineker]

3 minutes ago, Chris2K said:

Goodell has just made the worst announcement in the history of televised announcements. I think he got a vital word or number wrong in every sentance.

 

2 minutes ago, Adam said:

What do you mean? He was just announcing that the Dallas Vegas Raiders are hosting the 2020 Draft! 

Good going Goodell. you had one job...