Electronic Entertainment Expo 2013 (E3)

[GoGo Yubari]

Hahahaha god, what the fuck.

[King Ellis]

Kinect, TV, Rabids, Kids...this is like everyone's worst nightmare.

[TKz]

Hahahaha god, what the fuck.

Who the fuck even knows.

[GoGo Yubari]

So interactive means "there are mini-games that'll add things to the screen," I guess?

[TKz]

Ubisoft: fuck gameplay, man.

[GoGo Yubari]

What's with the Sigur Ros-ish music?

[TKz]

I mean, it can't be worse than Risen 2, but it's just going to be the same game again. Except this time with a new hat!

Sorry. I'm just way, way over the hype of Assassins Creed. I've given the series so many chances to impress me and it's failed at every turn.

[METALMAN]

499 dollars does not equal 429 pounds....nor does it equal 499 euros

Europeans always get screwed.

Higher sales tax in Europe.

[GoGo Yubari]

None of this has told me anything new about Assassin's Creed 4.

[King Ellis]

Ooh, new Trials.

And a mobile Trials game...

And some sort of online RPG with another 'conspiracy' 'powers that be' type trailer. Just because it worked for Watch Dogs doesn't mean you can copy paste it, Ubisoft!

Ahaha, bio terrorist attack during Black Friday? That I can kind of dig...that sounds kinda bad.

[GoGo Yubari]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Ruki]

An interesting...thing?

Now, talk about the actual game...

[King Ellis]

So, it's another one of those blossoming MMO shooter things that TKz loves so much?

Ooh, just a little thing in being able to shoot the tyres out of a car to lower it so it's momentarily not providing cover but it's a nice touch.

[GoGo Yubari]

Man, this does look good.

[Ruki]

I like the look of the game graphically...but I'm not sold on the gameplay.

[TKz]

I said the idea has potential! Not that any are good!

Totally calling it now, Ghost Recon.

Bah. Tom Clancy, Ghost Recon, same diff.

[King Ellis]

They really like using that 'pan out to reveal mass of players' thing.

[Ruki]

I said the idea has potential! Not that any are good!

Totally calling it now, Ghost Recon.

Bah. Tom Clancy, Ghost Recon, same diff.

Well, it was Tom Clancy.

[deli]

THATS NOT TOM CLANCY!

[GoGo Yubari]

Did Ubisoft just drop fake money on the crowd?