The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Gazz]

Is Manchester United vs. Swansea worth watching do you think?

Yes, the devils of Maaanchestor play their first league game after their manager for the last 26 years retired and are the defending champions and the swaaans of Swaaansay Citay are a good, up and coming team who play an attractive passing game.

[GoGo Yubari]

Is Manchester United vs. Swansea worth watching do you think?

Yeah, that's the best match of the day on paper. I should send you a PM explaining all the teams in super-simplistic American fashion.

[Matt]

Are the teams out for the scum/Swansea game yet? Intrigued as to how Moyes sets them up

[Monkey D. Lars]

I'm glad van Wolfswinkel has scored

[Gazz]

Just equate them to American teams.

For example,

Man Utd - San Antonio Spurs, always seem to be winning

Man City - Miami Heat, bought their success.

Newcastle - Whatever team has the most unfoundedly optimistic fans if they win a game and the most unfoundedly pessimistic fans if they lose.

[Nerf]

Is Manchester United vs. Swansea worth watching do you think?

Yeah, that's the best match of the day on paper. I should send you a PM explaining all the teams in super-simplistic American fashion.

No. You post that in here for us all to enjoy.

[Baddar]

Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Chico, Williams, Ben Davies, Canas, Britton, Dyer, Shelvey, Routledge, Michu. Subs: Amat, Taylor, Bony, Hernandez, Ki, Pozuelo, Tremmel.

Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Cleverley, Carrick, Valencia, Giggs, Welbeck, van Persie. Subs: Anderson, Rooney, Smalling, Lindegaard, Fabio Da Silva, Kagawa, Zaha.

Referee: Phil Dowd (Staffordshire)

[stokeriño]

The Sky graphic had United as a 4-4-2 (or 4-4-1-1) with Giggs playing off RVP. Would it not make more sense as a 4-3-3 with Valencia and Welbeck higher up on the wings and Giggs further back?

Or maybe there's no real difference. Either way.

[Gazz]

Moyes outfoxing Sky with his teamsheet.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Is Manchester United vs. Swansea worth watching do you think?

Yes, for the past 20 years Swansea have been destroying teams left, right and centre and giving opposition players horrific injuries whilst mocking them and smashing up their changing rooms. It's up to plucky little Manchester United to save the day and knock them off their perch!

[Your Mom]

Is Manchester United vs. Swansea worth watching do you think?

Yeah, that's the best match of the day on paper. I should send you a PM explaining all the teams in super-simplistic American fashion.

That would be wonderful actually. Swansea has a pretty logo and a guy named Chico. Thats a couple points for them

[Nerf]

[Liam]

Oh hey guys, Fulham won.

[Matt]

Is Manchester United vs. Swansea worth watching do you think?

Yeah, that's the best match of the day on paper. I should send you a PM explaining all the teams in super-simplistic American fashion.

That would be wonderful actually. Swansea has a pretty logo and a guy named Chico. Thats a couple points for them

Chico Flores actually.... which translates to Flower Boy.

I don't like this studio audience thing. It's weird.

[Gazz]

Oh hey guys, Fulham won.

Who?

[King Ellis]

Need to break out that old flow chart for Srar's benefit, especially if it's been upated to include Cardiff/Hull/Palace, even if it'd just be:

"Do you, for some reason, like cities that are shitholes?"
"Yes."
"Do you prefer them in England or Wales?"

And, yeah, actually seeing this for once since it's a free day or whatever and I don't see the benefit of having the public in the studio. Are they planning on asking them their opinions at HT/FT? Everyone knows that the average joe doesn't have anything meaningful to say.

[Baddar]

Phil Dowd has lost weight, it seems.

Sky's graphic of Zaha was a pic of Valencia. Racists!

[Matt]

Srar should support Sunderland just to spite gazz... Or maybe that would just turn him on

Edit: I thought that too Baddar, I'm glad it wasn't just my imagination

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Phil Dowd has lost weight, it seems.

Sky's graphic of Zaha was a pic of Valencia. Racists!

Glad I'm not the only person who noticed this.

[Jimmy]

She should support Spurs like her fellow respected countryman GoGo Yubari.