The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

AWWIGHT! I'M RAY WINSTONE BRUV AND I DO MY BETTIN' ON THA INTERNET AIN'T IT BRUV! BWRWRWRWRWRWRWRWR,. ICE COLD, CHECK IT OUT BRUV!

[Baddar]

GET RIGHT ON IIIT!

[Gazz]

AV A BANG ON THAAAAT!

[MDK]

I dunno what you guys are on about, he sounds perfectly normal to me :/

[Colly]

It's not great but it's better than watching hours of LADS LADS BANTER LADS BANTS PLACE A BET AT WILLIAM HILL GO TO BETFAIR WHY DONT YOU LAGER LAGER LADS LOOK AT THE CHEBS ON HER GO TO PADDY POWER PADDY POWER that you get on Sky,

Though I'm told they show football from time to time.

At least its in the adverts on Sky, BT put fucking Ray Winstone over the pre match handshakes.

[METALMAN]

I've never watched BT Sport!

[Gazz]

You're a lucky man

[Baddar]

It's not that bad! I prefer it compared to ESPN/Setanta/Prem Plus.

[MDK]

I think BT Sport is better than ITV, but that isn't saying much. It isn't that bad.

[Lineker]

BT is very good, apart from the match commentary.

And Tim Lovejoy.

[METALMAN]

Tim Lovejoy?

I'm never watching it.

[MDK]

Yeah, he's much better on that show where he cooks some breakfast

[Lineker]

Just seen Flamini's tackle on Schneiderlin. Fucking hell, that's too similar to the one on Corluka a few years back. Prick.

[Colly]

Carbon copy of Debuchys the other week, even down to the shirt colour (I think...).

[brenchill]

A direct quote from Michael Laudrup after Swansea's game against Blues on Saturday:

"We knew it could only be better in the second-half, but it is easy to say it and difficult to change because when you want and need to win too much you can get tense. Sometimes it looks like there is a frog on the ball and you can't get near it."

[METALMAN]

Do they even have any French players? :/

[MDK]

vas te faire encule

[MJB]

Never heard of him.

[Lineker]

Everton manager Roberto Martinez confirms the injury sustained by Romelu Lukaku during Tuesday's Merseyside derby is not as serious as first feared. "There is no ligament damage and the injury is not as bad as we first thought. It will be a case of weeks rather than months," he told the club's website.

[stokeriño]

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpi, Ramires, Mikel, Willian, Oscar, Hazard, Eto'o

Subs: Schwarzer, Cole, Luiz, Matic, Lampard, Schurrle, Ba

Snuck £2 on 2-0 at 5/1. Come on Chels...