The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Chael P. Sonnen]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2615761/Six-games-lost-row-Alan-Pardew-facing-fans-fury-Mike-Ashley-unwilling-spend-worse-Newcastle-four-best-players-set-leave.html

You have to feel bad for them..

You're not allowed to link to the Daily Mail website >_>

Is it because, it's evil?!

[Lineker]

It's shit.

[Chael P. Sonnen]

It's shit.

Yeah, it is but it's still in some ways and I mean... rarely some ways valuable and reliable source.

[Lineker]

Nope.

[Lineker]

Juan Cala has been charged with improper conduct.

[The Lusophone]

The Rainmaker has been charged with improper conduct.

[Lineker]

Frank de Boer has said that we have approached Ajax about him potentially becoming the next Spurs head coach.

[Chael P. Sonnen]

The Rainmaker has been charged with improper conduct.

I'll appeal.

[Liam]

You'll get an extra days ban for a frivolous appeal.

[Chael P. Sonnen]

You'll get an extra days ban for a frivolous appeal.

I'll get Max Clifford as my publicist.. that'll work... oh.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Frank de Boer has said that we have approached Ajax about him potentially becoming the next Spurs head coach.

Huzzah!

I'm enjoying these last few updates of yours before public opinion dictates that I must ban you.

[Colly]

He also said we're awesome. The tease.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Ah it's that time of the season where Spurs work their way down a list of managers they want until they eventually get one, all whilst their current manger is still under contract.

Bless their little cotton socks.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Ah it's that time of the season where Spurs work their way down a list of managers they want until they eventually get one, all whilst their current manger is still under contract.

Bless their little cotton socks.

It's generally the only thing we have to look forward to from Mid-April each season.

Anyway, just ended up looking at Federico Macheda's wikipedia entry after reading about Birmingham's woes at the bottom of the Championship.

Considering that for a fortnight 6 years ago (really that long?!) Macheda was seen as the next big thing....Since then he's scored 23 goals in 143 appearances - 13 of those in 31 games in the Championship. Shocking. How his star has fallen.

[METALMAN]

I was at the game when Macheda became a thing. He clearly can't do it without my presence.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The other thing is how we're always pretty much the last time to release official photos of the new kits.

Having said that, surely this ain't legit.

[Colly]

We haven't even had a leak yet, which presumably means they're gonna be shit.

[brenchill]

"This is so shit. It can't be legit...." Usually means it's legit.

[Crybaby Bunting]

We haven't even had a leak yet, which presumably means they're gonna be shit.

Spoke too soon

[TCO]

I really like that Spurs shirt, they need to use yellow more often.