The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Thrilla]

Carlo Nash has had the sort of football career I would have loved to have emulated. Probably earned an average of 20k a week for twenty years or so for doing absolutely fuck all. Think his last Premier League game was back in 2009 or something and he's been with a bunch of Premier League teams since then.

[9 to 5]

And still going at like 40 as well.

[therockbox]

He should write an autobiography and call it 12 Years a Save.

[brenchill]

Lambert wants to sign Chicharito. Good luck with that.

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he left, but I doubt it'd be to Villa. Weren't Spurs interested, or was that just Jimmy?

What are we going to pay for him with?

He would be an absolute hero for us, but no way is he coming to Villa. Not unless we change managers and get some serious investment.

[Noah]

Should he win the award, Nash has stated that he would have to graciously decline.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Yay de Boer!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/29/ronald-de-boer-tottenham-approach-ajax-manager

Boo, Paulinho to Chelsea. SERIOUSLY?! That would be a terrible piece of business for Spurs.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/30/tottenham-midfielder-paulinho-agrees-summer-transfer-to-chelsea-4714423/

[Baddar]

They'll have a midfield entirely made up of Brazilians soon.

[Hobo]

Yay de Boer!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/29/ronald-de-boer-tottenham-approach-ajax-manager

The best parts of this is the link says Ronald de Boer and in his photo it looks like Frank de Boer is going to hit someone with the Eredivisie trophy.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

ZOOM OUT!

If this is indeed the home kit then I'll be quite happy.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Oh wow, maybe Spurs will score more than 3 goals a season with that new striker.

[brenchill]

Why has she got the kit before anyone else?

[Jimmy]

Lambert wants to sign Chicharito. Good luck with that.

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he left, but I doubt it'd be to Villa. Weren't Spurs interested, or was that just Jimmy?

No no, we got linked a bunch of times. But I'd like to see it happen because I like him and because that means another player I like won't be at United.

[Hobo]

Spurs new manager is a tiny Asian lady!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Why has she got the kit before anyone else?

She's the sex slave of the AIA chairman?

Or a worker in the Under Armour sweat shop?

Or she's Erik Lamela?

[Colly]

Spurs new manager is a tiny Asian lady!

Step up from Sherwood.

[Sam]

Sherwood is a managerial genius though.

[Gazz]

He's second only to Ryan Giggs in all time Premier League win rate*!

*he probably isn't, but like fuck am I going to check.

[The Lusophone]

His win rate is actually worse than AVBs :/

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

AVB has the third best win rate of any Tottenham manager in history and led us to our highest ever Premier League points total in his very first season at the club.

So we sacked him because success, stability and building for the future aren't what Tottenham are about.

[Kaney]

Least you lot know your place in things