The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[peteypirahna]

Wow, that sounds pretty terrifying and it's understandable that he was a complete mess.

I mean, yeah he's an idiot for thinking that in a way, but what with all those youth players with dodgy hearts having to retire from the game it'd be pretty easy to be spooked if he felt he had a chronic illness especially if he's paranoid club doctors are lying to him.

[Twist]

Wow, that sounds pretty terrifying and it's understandable that he was a complete mess.

I mean, yeah he's an idiot for thinking that in a way, but what with all those youth players with dodgy hearts having to retire from the game it'd be pretty easy to be spooked if he felt he had a chronic illness especially if he's paranoid club doctors are lying to him.

He's an idiot of thinking he's ill? He's idiot for being depressed? For being worried about his own mortality?

There is not a single statement in that story that makes him an idiot. Take it from someone who suffers from a pretty severe anxiety about my own mortality that it completely shadows your every thought. I think calling someone an idiot for having mental health issues demonstrates a certain level of idiocy in itself.

[Summers]

Wow, that sounds pretty terrifying and it's understandable that he was a complete mess.

I mean, yeah he's an idiot for thinking that in a way, but what with all those youth players with dodgy hearts having to retire from the game it'd be pretty easy to be spooked if he felt he had a chronic illness especially if he's paranoid club doctors are lying to him.

That dumb idiot should just be happy ennit.

[Cymbols]

Poor guy, I always rated him and thought it strange that Bowery was always picked over him, makes sense now. Seems unlikely that he'll play for us on returning but I still hope he gets a shout.

[Nerf]

Wow, that sounds pretty terrifying and it's understandable that he was a complete mess.

I mean, yeah he's an idiot for thinking that in a way, but what with all those youth players with dodgy hearts having to retire from the game it'd be pretty easy to be spooked if he felt he had a chronic illness especially if he's paranoid club doctors are lying to him.

That dumb idiot should just be happy ennit.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead! True story.

[EddieG]

Wow, that sounds pretty terrifying and it's understandable that he was a complete mess.

I mean, yeah he's an idiot for thinking that in a way, but what with all those youth players with dodgy hearts having to retire from the game it'd be pretty easy to be spooked if he felt he had a chronic illness especially if he's paranoid club doctors are lying to him.

That dumb idiot should just be happy ennit.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead! True story.

Is this an eerie coincidence or are you taking that from the pic I just retweeted?

[Nerf]

Eerie coincidence.

Edit: Actually, REALLY fucking eerie now that I've actually gone and looked what you retweeted.

[Nerf]

Tony Hibbert makes his first start in the Premier League for 666 days.

Hellish!

[Baddar]

Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Manquillo, Moreno, Lovren, Skrtel, Gerrard, Henderson, Markovic, Lallana, Sterling, Balotelli

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Barry, McCarthy, Besic, Mirallas, Naismith, Lukaku

[Hobo]

I misread that Everton lineup as including a "Barry McCarthy".

[Ant]

Is it me or has Markovic been less than impressive since signing?

[EddieG]

9 minutes in, Barry's still lucky to be on the pitch.

[Baddar]

Unlucky not to get a pen there, Liverpool. Barry's arm was waaay high.

Edit: Super Tim Howard!

[Szumi]

Within the first 9 minutes, both sides had a penalty shout, and Barry should already be sent off.

And now a good save by Howard! Lallana should've put that open header in the net.

[TCO]

Barry should've been booked 3 times already.

That's a red card even in Graham Poll rules!

[Noah]

Tony Hibbert makes his first start in the Premier League for 666 days.

Hellish!

I read that as heelish and I'm thinking what did Tony do when he came on? Take off his Everton shirt to reveal a Liverpool one?

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Good chance that Thorpe or McNair could play in defence today due to Rojo being our only fit defender (Blackett suspended).

[Baddar]

Fucking fabulous.

[Colly]

Nowt like cheering an injury. Stay classy Anfield.

[Baddar]

That's Mirallas done for a few weeks.