The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[King Ellis]

Haven't they spent all summer saying they wont be using it? Why the sudden turn around?

[Lineker]

Because literally everyone else has decided to use it?

[Gorka]

Because the Premier League is the best league in the world©

[MJB]

It's already worked on the Southampton squad.

[Colly]

Just reading a Newcastle forum, and the lengths some weirdos will go to to defend Ben Arfa is getting silly. Apparently him being fined for being a fatty is harsh, and what they should actually have done is rewarded all the players who returned for preseason not overweight. Big Mike would definitely go for that.

[MDK]

Just reading a Newcastle forum, and the lengths some weirdos will go to to defend Ben Arfa is getting silly. Apparently him being fined for being a fatty is harsh, and what they should actually have done is rewarded all the players who returned for preseason not overweight. Big Myke would definitely go for that.

I approve

[King Ellis]

*Insert that part of Chris Rock's routine along the lines of "I ain't ever been to jail!" "You're not supposed to go to jail, you dumb motherfucker!"*

[Gazz]

Nice. It'll be in FIFA too by 2017!

And for 320 MS pts you can turn the spray bright pink!

[Cheeky Hughes]

Does this mean I can't move the wall forward? I'm so not getting FIFA 15 now!

[Berober]

Does this mean I can't move the wall forward? I'm so not getting FIFA 15 now!

You can buy the vanishing spray DLC which lets you set your own vanishing spray line instead of the ref...

[Cheeky Hughes]

City go 1-0 up against Liverpool, Jovetic poking home a low Navas cross which bounces through Gerrard's legs. Lovely.

Aaaaaaand Henderson equalises. 1-1.

Edited July 31, 2014 by Hughes

[Lineker]

Henderson levels it.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Jovetic gets a second- first to react to the rebound of Iheanacho's shot. 2-1.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Sterling equalises, tidy goal too.

EDIT: We're going to penalties(?)!

Edited July 31, 2014 by Hughes

[Lineker]

Pens!

[Cheeky Hughes]

Liverpool win on pens. In a penalty taker list starting with Kolarov, Toure and Navas, it took the 17 year old trialist to remind them how to take one. Here's hoping we don't have a penalty shootout this season!

[King Ellis]

Does this mean I can't move the wall forward? I'm so not getting FIFA 15 now!

Good! Sick of you getting me booked by doing that!

[Lineker]

Ravel Morrison has been remanded in custody after being charged with assaulting two women.

[Lineker]

Ravel Morrison has been remanded in custody after being charged with assaulting two women.

His ex-girlfriend and her mother, apparently. Nice.

[Yung Lean]

Ugh, as a West Ham fan the Morrison situation is really frustrating. He's clearly really talented, and if he applied himself and sorted out his attitude problems he could be just the kind of player we need going forward, but that actually happening seems less and less likely every day at this point. Isn't this the second time he's assaulted his girlfriend?