The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Baddar]

Went to sleep. They'll do well to hold onto the draw now, Villa.

[Ant]

Lol. That's the only word to describe us now. We will lose 2-1

[Cymbols]

If Weimann wasn't shit tho...

[Ant]

I'd love to know the point of buying Joe Cole and securing Grealish to a new deal if he has zero intention of playing them at all.

[TCO]

Didn't really care much for tonight's game. Though Clyne being assisted by Bertrand, dem fantasy points tho.

[Cymbols]

I mean, we didn't lose tho

[Lineker]

West Brom striker Saido Berahino is facing a drink-driving probe after being arrested in Cheshire last month. Berahino was stopped for travelling at "high speed" on the M6 motorway in the early hours of the morning. The 21-year-old was interviewed and bailed and must go back to a police station to speak again with officers next month. Berahino received his first England call-up earlier this month and has scored eight goals this season.

[Lineker]

It's being rumoured that Emile Heskey will be rejoining Leicester

[King Ellis]

Forget Leicester, Villa need him back.

[DavidMarrio]

We could do with another striker that won't score many goals.

[stokeriño]

Archway Sheet Metalworks Ltd - the last local landowner blocking the development of Tottenham's new stadium - fell victim to a huge fire in the early hours of this morning.

Draw your own conclusions.

[The Lusophone]

Those blinders Levy's been playing? Smoke from the fire obvs.

[Lineker]

One way to solve a problem

[Gazz]

Archway Sheet Metalworks Ltd - the last local landowner blocking the development of Tottenham's new stadium - fell victim to a huge fire in the early hours of this morning.

Draw your own conclusions.

Jewish Illuminati

[Lineker]

Jewlluminati.

But don't tell anyone.

[Gazz]

The Jewish Illuminati were going to take over the world and then someone told them how much it was going to cost...

[Colly]

It is funny how I've never seen Gazz and Dave Whelan in the same place at the same time.

[Ant]

Gazz would never set foot in Wigans ground never alone Wigan.

He can't even spell DW.

[Gazz]

I'm the Bigun from Wigan.

[Lineker]

Former Liverpool goalkeeper Bruce Grobbelaar says Simon Mignolet is the main reason the Reds are struggling to get results this season.

In an interview with BBC Sport, he said Liverpool's problems in defence were glossed over last season by the free-scoring exploits of Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge.

He likened Mignolet to "worse than Dracula" because the Belgian "stays on his line".

"At least Dracula comes out of his coffin now and then," he said.