The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Colly]

He's probably the best six a side player you'll ever see, but he doesn't have a clue what to do on a full size pitch with other players to pass to and move for. Couple that with an attitude problem that's seen him fall out with his last two clubs, and what Gazz said.

[Baddar]

It seems that, as expected, Januzaj is taking the #11 shirt at United.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Speaking of shirts...

Won't stop being weird.

Edited August 12, 2014 by Hughes

[METALMAN]

It complements his tan nicely. Suits him.

[Twist]

He's generally unfit and overweight

He doesn't fit the system.

He can win matches on his own but he only does it once per season

Zero defensive skills.

He's probably the best six a side player you'll ever see, but he doesn't have a clue what to do on a full size pitch with other players to pass to and move for. Couple that with an attitude problem that's seen him fall out with his last two clubs, and what Gazz said.

Essentially, he's a lazy cunt.

[stokeriño]

Costa scored twice in a 2-0 win at the Bridge tonight. Just alerting anyone who may have been mulling over fantasy team selections.

[Colly]

He's already in.

[Cheeky Hughes]

I went for Aguero/Sturridge, myself.

[TCO]

What's the deal with Cech and Courtois? Is Courtois going oust him as expected?

[Colly]

Someone needs to tell me how to do the Twitter thing.

https://twitter.com/RemyCabella/status/499289001183166465

[stokeriño]

What's the deal with Cech and Courtois? Is Courtois going oust him as expected?

I don't know but I'd wager it's fairly likely

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Rooney announced as the club captain

[9 to 5]

What's the deal with Cech and Courtois? Is Courtois going oust him as expected?

I don't know but I'd wager it's fairly likely

Two great keepers, but you have to go with the one a decade younger than the other really.

[stokeriño]

Rooney announced as the club captain

Well if you hold the club over a barrel twice and get rewarded each time, they may as well go the whole hog.

[Lineker]

Darren Fletcher is vice-captain.

[Nerf]

Darren Fletcher

[Benji]

Why is it I pay loads of money to Sky for four Sports channels, mostly to watch the Premier League and WWE, and yet this Saturday they're only showing one Prem game on kick off day? Who in the UK gives a shit about PSV Eindhoven and NAC Breda having a match on Prem kick off day? Christ.

[Baddar]

Mostly due to the fact that BT have the rights to the 12:45pm games now. It was the same last season.

[Gazz]

But then you get THE SUPER SUNDAY TRIPLE BILL! THE WARRIORS OF WEST HAM VERSUS THE SPARTANS OF SWANSEA! THE IRRESISTIBLE FORCE MEETS THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT AS SUNDERLAND TAKE ON STOKE CITY! AND TO FINISH IT OFF, IT'S THE CRUCIAL SIX POINTER IN THE BATTLE FOR FOURTEENTH AS ASTON VILLA FACE OFF AGAINST HULL! ALL IN GLORIOUS HD!

[Benji]

Mostly due to the fact that BT have the rights to the 12:45pm games now. It was the same last season.

The heck is the point of that? Why not just have three games per channel per day and show more of the matches?