The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Baddar]

I fucking love Falcao. Great ball back for a Rooney tap in.

[Colly]

Ugh.

BT Sports commentary: "It'll be interesting to hear Alan Pardews views at full time". It's 20 minutes in, we've had chances and should've had a blatant pen. It's clearly not over just yet...

Edited December 26, 2014 by Ultra Rare Colly

[Baddar]

Ugh.

BT Sports commentary: "It'll be interesting to hear Alan Pardews views at full time". It's 20 minutes in, we've had chances and should've had a blatant pen. It's clearly not over just yet...

The best part about that was they weren't even questioning the pen, but how McNair was fouled by Armstrong and United didn't get the FK in the run up to the goal. How can he possibly be pissed by that?

[Colly]

Gouffran still starting. :/

Just to follow this one, Gouffs been massively underperforming but his level of graft is absolutely needed for a game like this and he's been tracking brilliantly, whereas Cabella could easily go missing. He needs a goal or an assist or something to get his head up and the fans off his back though.

Utterly ignore the Falcao cruncher there ref.

Edited December 26, 2014 by Ultra Rare Colly

[Baddar]

Won back brilliantly by Falcao, great ball by Mata, Rooney 2-0. Nice.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Why is Lloris wearing last season's goalie shirt?

[stokeriño]

Why is Lloris wearing last season's goalie shirt?

Does this season's goalie shirt clash with the Leicester keeper's?

[DavidMarrio]

Our game sounds pretty shit. So no big change there.

Edited December 26, 2014 by DavidMarrio

[Szumi]

I have watched every Liverpool game this season, I believe, so I have seen a lot of terrible football. This, however, might have been the worst half of football I've seen Liverpool play yet.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Why is Lloris wearing last season's goalie shirt?

Does this season's goalie shirt clash with the Leicester keeper's?

We've got...

and

The purpley one should be ok. But I guess the orange one he's using is massively different so solves the problem. Clashes horribly with our yellow kit though.

[Colly]

Scholesey fancies United to get goals 3, 4 and possibly 5.

We're gonna win 3-2!

[Baddar]

Since the non-pen, it's been all us, aside from the odd break forward from Ayoze.

However, all it takes is Newcastle to get one on the counter, and our defence would get nervous. We're just as capable of adding a 3rd and a 4th, mind.

[Colly]

We've been shapeless at the back. It looks like a back 3 but we never play that and it showed on both goals. Silly.

[Lineker]

Leicester level through Ulloa. Damn.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Oh Tottenham. Not for the first time this season we've conceded very early in the second half.

Now for 45 stressful minutes.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Who's the younger guy who's already sitting next to Daniel Levy? I just assume that he's some kind of junior director and Levy's sex slave.

[Baddar]

Wonderful goal. Game over.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Rooney has been sensational today.

[Colly]

How many red cards do you need to forfeit the game? We should go for that.

[Gazz]

At least after last year, we've resumed our annual tradition of getting whupped by Wayne Rooney.