The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[The Lusophone]

Ferguson saying to 'watch United go' when our entire squad is fit screams 'if Arsenal had all their players they'd xyz' in terms of obvious statements at this point.

[Colly]

Good lord. Someone dig out the Fellaini gifs.

[TCO]

When United's entire squad is fit, they'll still be top heavy and rely on De Gea to bail out what is an awful, awful defence. Not much will change.

[Nerf]

I've yet to see Fellaini throw elbows around intentionally

:lol:

[Kaney]

Ferguson saying to 'watch United go' when our entire squad is fit screams 'if Arsenal had all their players they'd xyz' in terms of obvious statements at this point.

But it's true. We would xyz the hell out of the league if all our players were fit.

And if all our shots off the bar went in.

And if Messi would just friggin sign with us already.

[The Lusophone]

I've yet to see Fellaini throw elbows around intentionally

:lol:

I like how you cut out the part where I qualify that with 'although - and this is probably club bias and not watching many matches blinding me'.

Good job though. You really showed how good you are with finding the emoticons.

[Rich]

Ladies, quit your coffee chat. Real man talk only!

[Nerf]

I've yet to see Fellaini throw elbows around intentionally

:lol:

I like how you cut out the part where I qualify that with 'although - and this is probably club bias and not watching many matches blinding me'.

Good job though. You really showed how good you are with finding the emoticons.

:shuriken:

[Gazz]

I say the pair of you strip to the waist, oil up and wrestle for supremacy.

[The Lusophone]

The problem is Nerf might get a bit distracted.

[Nerf]

:pervert:

[Baddar]

Fellaini is a very fair player who always plays within the laws of the game.

[Gazz]

Fellaini is a very fair player who always plays within the laws of the game.

Muay Thai?

[Lineker]

Aston Villa forward Gabriel Agbonlahor has won his appeal against the red card he received during Saturday's 1-1 draw with Manchester United. The 28-year-old was dismissed in the second half for a late challenge on former team-mate Ashley Young. He will now be available for the Boxing Day trip to Swansea City. But Aston Villa have been charged with failing to "ensure their players conducted themselves in an orderly fashion" following the incident. The club have until 18:00 GMT on 30 December to respond. Had Agbonlahor's appeal against his red card been unsuccessful, he would have been banned for three matches.

[Whisper]

Quite right too.

The Gabby part, can't really remember the aftermath of it.

[TCO]

That's rightfully buggered his Christmas off anyway!

[Colly]

I've yet to see Fellaini throw elbows around intentionally

:lol:

I like how you cut out the part where I qualify that with 'although - and this is probably club bias and not watching many matches blinding me'.

Good job though. You really showed how good you are with finding the emoticons.

I can apply club bias and see Yohan Cabaye as nothing more than a very handsome man who doesn't actually touch the ground as he walks lest it sully his feet, but I still remember him murdering Jay Spearing after being offended by his ugliness. How can you pretend this inevitably broken link never happened?

Edit: Holy fuck, did that work?

Edited December 23, 2014 by Ultra Rare Colly

[Dynamite]

The guy on the bottom right of the crowd who starts clapping after the elbow makes that gif.

[Colly]

I'd never spotted him!

[TCO]

Alex Song wore the Rigobert Song yellow/red old school Puma Kings at the weekend

Gone way up in my eyes!!